My Penis Site

Well, if I were to see the title Uncut English Lads, and did any other job than the one I do, I’d probably just browse on by. Being English, and having seen my fair share of lads and all. I have said before that uncut is the norm over here, I’m sure. Circumcision generally reserved for the Jewish and Muslims, among us.

The British male (as I would not generalize it to specifically the English) has a well founded reputation for being drunken, loutish and dirty. Not dirty in a good way either.

Maybe things have changed. The circles I move in now do not have stereotypical British men… well, they’re still pretty drunken, but as sex is often a possibility for them, they do seem a little cleaner than when I was a single.

We have excuses for our general uncleanliness, here in the UK, mind - it’s frequently cold (not really true any more), so we don’t want to strip naked and get in the bath. You have to bath as most homes do not have showers (also, not true any more) and we don’t have central heating or double glazing (guess what… no longer true). So as global warming and the 21st Century hit the UK, I hope that personal cleanliness hits home, too. It certainly seems to have in the swinging community.

Aaah, digression… maybe that should be my middle name.

So, I come across EnglishLads.com, (I was kinda hoping they’d be a .co.uk to be honest) which professes to have 205 models to their name, and say that their content is exclusive. Also they tell us that 40% of their models are straight (actually, they say str8, but we’re not SMSing here, are we?). I am unsure of what difference that makes to you and I, in a solo photoshoot, as you can imagine what you like when you’re having a perve at some lad’s tackle, surely?

The boy that particularly caught my eye is Matt Hughes. Here is what the site have to say abut him:

Matt wins the award on the site for the biggest cock, at 12 inches he fills his pants! He is real modest and until a few months ago thought he was “average size”. Thank goodness he is really outgoing and happy to show off his body! He is lean and taut with a real cheeky outgoing attitude, one of the nicest and most relaxed shoots I have done in a long time.

What with the big cock and his being a motorcyclist (stripping out of leathers etc) I could not resist.

www.EnglishLads.com also do video (generally entitled EnglishLadsTV - tranny lovers, don’t get too excited - it’s not that kind of TV) and I have found a vid for you to look at, with a small amount of wanking pictured.

Tyler is filmed talking and laughing and jacking off. Marv.

All in all, English Lads was a pleasant surprise for me, they have lovely content and super pics, a forum to chat in and all kinds of stuff going on. The one let down is that they pixellate the pix, so unless you join, you don’t get to see the dicks. Have a look at the tour and see that it just might be worth splashing out for these uncut English boys, who seem to know how to wash, and have names and take their socks off, too. Want that join link again?

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