The Wrong Ruler

I was just talking in the chatroom of our Swingers forum (SwingFans.com), which is something I do not often do, when another member (who I like to think of as a friend) wondered why I was in there. “Did you hit the wrong button?” he said. Well, no. I was there because I was supposed to be writing this blog entry and I had just plain hit a block on what to say.

There are only so many times I can say “So, here’s the cock”, I was telling him. I do try to talk about something before I say “So, here is the cock”. I appreciate that you may well be here to just look at the cock - and who can blame you - but I do like to think that there could be something extra, to make you come back again.

Anyhoo… the member concerned (who goes by the name of Postie - I checked, it is OK for me to tell you that) was telling the chatroom, a little later, that he had come upon an idea that he thought could make him lots of money.

It’s called the Wrong Ruler and he said: “the inch is actually 3/4 of an inch… so when you place it against your cock… it does say 8 inches… although it’s really only 6 inches“.

The target market is chaps who take pictures of their cock, for hook-up adverts, or indeed, sites like this one. Their penis will have a ruler against it, saying that it is bigger than it actually is.

Of course, anyone using this Wrong Ruler in a classified ad’s photograph, will just have to hope that if they get a meet, as a result of the ad, that the other party is not terribly pissed off by the deception. I think I would be, but there again, I would not meet someone purely from looking at a picture.

I can see how this might sell, though. If anyone out there agrees and might also be capable of putting this into production, let me know, and I’ll pass your details onto Postie. It could be a lucrative plan. :lol:

Well… thank you Postie, for allowing me to use your idea as my blog. I should perhaps go into SwingChat more often. Or maybe not, eh?

So… here’s the cock! :lol:

There’s no better way to start the year than with Damien! Smirking at our cameras as if scared to bare all, he quickly reveals a hard-on in sheep’s clothing which he is more than willing to show off. Jerking, pulling, and caressing his cock till he explodes, this is truly a dick show not to be missed!

So say DickShow about this lovely young lad, Damien. Here’s some pictures as well as a 30 second video trailer… with a fabby cum-shot. Enjoy!

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Readers Cock today, from the Reader who was last seen, on My Penis Site, as the final offering in the Readers Cock Special, I posted on 30 December.

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7 Responses to “The Wrong Ruler”

  1. postie Says:

    “this time next year Rodney… we’ll be millionaires!!!”

    I’m a bleedin’ genius I am…. :)

  2. vix Says:

    That you are, medearie. That you are.

    I think if the Readers Cock today was measured with the Wrong Ruler, he’d be poking us in the eye, outta the monitor.

    Oh, hang on, it doesn’t actually make it any bigger, does it? :roll:

  3. ally Says:

    put me down for one of these please!!!

  4. bluexxx Says:

    postie, you PLONKER!

  5. BigFatLion Says:

    Funny, if I had one of those rullers it would make me look 10 inches long. That would be fun to see :)

  6. mike paahana Says:

    yeah i reely want 1 of those rulers that wuold be aswome to show everybody what they reely measure

  7. OnlyMe Says:

    Vix, what have you done?

    You’ve allowed Postie’s warped brain to get even more warped. :tut:

    :lol:

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