The Mechanics of Masturbation

It’s pretty damn easy for us women to masturbate. Let’s be honest, there is a plethora of devices that one can ram up ones cunt or press against ones clit, all in the name of sexual gratification.However, for men things are not so easy. There is, these days, a selection of goods with orifices to pump your penis into, however.

I have recently found one that is described as a sex toy. The “Ultimate Sex Toy” to be exact but actually it is an enlargement device.

The blurb also says it’s the “most powerful hydro penis developer in the world” and it “gives full length suction development”.

Sounds like a blow-job machine, to me! Which can only be a good thing. There is a little video, with cock shots, showing someone using the device here. Click the pic to see.

Bathmate Hydropump

HERE’s more info.

Should you wish to try this out, and if I had a penis, I sure as hell would want a go with one of these, then have a look in my new shopping* area HERE.

To me this is a far nicer way of getting your rocks off than using something like this Cock and Anus.

Cock&Anus

Each to their own, but this “Ultra Realistic Male Cock and Anus” may be “An ingenious combination of science and crafstmanship” but is just not appealing to me. Again, maybe because I do not have a penis. The cock bit looks nice though, with a 6″ length and a 5″ girth, I do have better at home (attached to my hubby) but then, I am a lucky bitch.

*I have become an affiliate with GayUK Shop. Simply because I am a customer of theirs and they are inexpensive and very fast to deliver - and they have a very wide range of products that people of any sexuality can appreciate.

Go on, do yourself a favour and have a look at the shop. It’s where I always buy my poppers Aromas. Ok, you’d be doing me more of a favour, I guess, but I would NEVER put my sites name to anything I do not appreciate myself. Believe me, I appreciate these guys.

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