The Matter of Size (Part 1)
I called this “The Matter of Size (Part 1)” as I am pretty damn sure we’ll return to this issue many a time.
Size matters. We all know it. I have heard men say about boobs that “more than a handful is a waste”. You know what I say to that? Bollocks!! There is no such thing as too much of a good thing. That is how I feel about cock, too. It’s what you do with it? Is it heck as like!
As a bit of a bedroom tyrant, a chap has little say over what he does with his ‘old chap’. In fact, I am kinda known for my tactic of demanding “shut up, get on your back, and stay still!” But then, I am a cock whore and I like it that way.
Even if your penis is not of gargantuan proportions, there are still things I can find to do with it, but, and here I know I may be slated for my honesty, the bigger the better, in my twat opinion.
I guess it’s an aesthetic thing, really. I like the look of a big, hard, cock. It’s like an invitation. Some women say “How can I possibly sleep, when I know there’s a cream cake in the fridge?” Well… I want that cream horn, and I am not talking bakery products.
When my hubby, Reese, and I were adventuring in Amsterdam, a year or two ago, we had a little dalliance with a bloke we met over there. Reese was so impressed with himself as he had, for the first time, managed to get his mouth to totally encompass the other guy’s cock.
“I did deep throat!” he proudly exclaimed, after the event. “No, you didn’t, dear,” I explained, “you could have swallowed that up in your belly button”. It may have been harsh, but it was true.
We have, since then, had many a cock, with differing proportions. It is something we discuss, of course. Mr A is a bit of an idiot, but has a nice cock. Mr B is a wonderful, funny guy but has a nob like an acorn. Why does this seem to be the norm?
I have a theory.
Like very pretty girls, men with lovely cocks do not have to try to be anything other than… men with lovely cocks. OK, there are exceptions, and I, for one, will keep trying to find these men. If, on the way, I have to endure the idiots… eh, at least I’ve had some nice cock. I’ll survive.
