Piss Off!
I am really sorry if this offends anyone. But you can do something with your penis, other than sex. Yes, you can pee through it.
There, that’s a shocker, isn’t it? 
I like cock. You may have noticed. I like to get a sneaky peek at a penis, wherever it is, whatever it’s doing, and here on Pissing Pay Per View, it is pissing. See, I told you they did everything, didn’t I? Oh, come on! It’s all you knew it was for, for the first decade of your life!
I am reliably informed, by a Swinging friend of mine, that I am into watersports. I never knew this, but it turns out that my liking to hold a weeing willy makes me so. I do like that, too. You see, as I do not have a penis, this is actually quite the novelty to me. Feeling the shaft passing a hot stream, through my hand… it’s tantalizing!
I don’t go as far as these men, though. They are pissing on eachother and drinking eachothers pee, too. It is nice to watch seven men enjoying eachother, though. Seven men. That’s seven cocks for us to leer at. Seven hard cocks. Pissing.
