My Oh My, it’s May!
There are several ways in which we can gauge our age, other than counting the number of years we have been alive:
Your kids are taller than you; an all night session ends at 10pm; the floor appears further away, when you drop something; the pills you pop are legitimate; the gender of teenagers is not always obvious; exercise means taking the stairs, not the lift; Summer used to be longer, in fact the whole damn year was…
I am reminded of this, this last day or so, by my Mac’s iCal telling me it is the Month of May. May, for God’s sake! It was only Christmas a week ago, wasn’t it?
Here’s another one - you’re looking at porn and thinking - Sheesh, I used to look like that, 20 years ago! Twenty years! Damn it, how can it be that I can even talk about myself and use the words twenty years?
Still, that’s what struck me when I was looking at JerkMyCock.com. This is a smashing site, where we get to see cocks being jerked by very proficient girls. For a change, with straight porn, the emphasis is on the cock.
Here’s a lovely big, fat penis, being hand-pumped by a blonde girl, by the name of Celeste. (Porn producers always give us a name, when it’s a girl) however, the owner of the dick is nameless. It’s as if he’s not important. I suppose you are supposed to watch these videos and imagine it is your own tackle she is tackling.
Where was I? Oh yes, Celeste has long blonde hair, tattoos and piercings. She reminded me of me, circa two decades ago. Eh, enough of that! Here she is, jacking someone off. It’s a lovely looking cock. Let’s be honest, that’s all I really care about.
July 17th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
This is how my girl likes to do it. Rub the head, make it squirt and lick the shaft. Lovely, thanks for sharing.