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What’s all this about then?

The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses, but feels just as realistic as the real thing. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses for Mr. Limpy are limitless. Comes in Pink, Mocha, Chocolate and Lavender.

Hmm. Here’s Mr. Limpy, from the makers of the Fleshlight. I think I might get one to stuff down my trousers, just so I can whip out my wedding tackle, at inappropriate moments. Like weddings, christenings and funerals.

Of course, I’d like the biggest size, but if I am gonna pretend that it’s real, maybe I should be sensible and go for the next size down. Hmm… it’s a dilemma.

You do know Fleshlight, right? It is, apparently, the number one selling male sex unit, in the world. So I am guessing a fair few of you might own one, or know someone that does.

As I was talking about yesterday, this is one of the things you can stuff your willy into, instead of having one off the wrist in the traditional way.

They make them with just a generic hole, a mouth, a fanny (UK definition, AKA a vagina) or a bum-hole. Super.

This vid shows us a rather lovely looking chap, using the Fleshlight. He’s hung and he’s hard and he’s about to jack off.

You want one now, dontcha? Click HERE then!

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