Jesus And Jacko
Please forgive me. No, really.
Those two names, Jesus and Jacko, produce instant images in your head, don’t they? Come on! I know it’s not just me.
Whereas I have no inclination to see the man-meat of Whacko Jacko (Oh, alright, maybe I might be a tad curious) I have to be honest, the thought of seeing Jesus’ penis was too much for me.
In fact, I wanted to title this blog “Jesus’ Penis” but thought that might be too much for some to take.
Of course, I do not have photos or videos of either Michael Jackson or Jesus of Nazareth. Not at all. Not one little bit. Especially not the “little bit” that we might be particularly interested in.
That’s probably for the best.
Still… “Jesus’ Penis” would have been a good title.
So, that’s what we don’t have. What do we have then?
Well, it’s a movie shoot from two burly and buff chaps whos names happen to be Jesus and Jacko. Here in the UK, I have yet to come across ( 
) anyone named Jesus. I understand that in the Latino parts of this world, it is quite a popular name. Although you don’t pronounce it Gee-sus, do you? It’s Yay-sus or something along those lines, isn’t it? Like we say Jorje for George and they/you say Hor-hey. Ah, pot-ay-toe, pot-ah-toe.
I’m straying from the point, aren’t I?
I don’t even know which of these guys is which. Neither of them has a helpful tattoo of their own name. I think that it should become mandatory to do that, in the porn industry. Especially for the men, being as the sites seldom like to furnish us with their names.
Hang on… mandatory tattooing is a bad thing, isn’t it? A very bad thing.
Sheesh… now I have offended Christians, Latinos and Jews. I should probably shut up, and show you the movie.
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May 16th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
“Jesus’ Penis” would be a great name for a band.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 4:24 pm
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June 5th, 2008 at 9:30 am
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June 13th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Reminds me of a piece of graffiti I once read on a toilet wall. There was a tonne of hardcore gay scribblings (day, time for cock fun action etc) and some sad religious git had written in despair : ‘Jesus loves you – believe in him and he will forgive you your sins of the flesh’, to which some lustful gay dude had written back – ‘who is this Jesus guy and how big is his cock? Day, Time?’.
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Hey Vix, you couldn’t work out which one was Jacko and which one is ‘Jesus’ ….
… ‘Jesus’ is the one getting nailed ….
August 13th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I really like your posts, but I also love Michael Jackson. Too bad you 2 don’t fit together, lol.
February 5th, 2011 at 11:53 pm
No, your eyes do not decive you. This really is Booby/Phatty/Pussy/TrannyLvrX comenting on MPS. No I’ve not turned gay. I just thought I’d see what my porn browsing habits would be like if I was a women or gay. It’s not that I don’t like cock, my devotion to Big Tits Transsexuals is proof of that. It’s just that the kinds of cocks I like are found on tiny Thai ladyboys with sun-kissed skin and smooth hairless bodies. Rather than huge hairy men with arms like tree trunks and a chest like a washboard. This has been CockMutualRespectGvrX, questioning his sexuality yet again. -.-’
October 7th, 2011 at 11:31 pm
Bloody ‘ell Reese, what a magnicent specimen. Where did you find him? For my tastes their always seems to be a trade off between pretty cocks, and big cocks, and seems only rarely do you get the two together in one package, but here’s the exception that proves the rule . . . for that is a stupidly good looking cock, and a well deserved airing of its not inconsiderable talents. Please pass my warmest regards on to its proud owner. Any more of him perchance?
October 8th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Bloody ‘ell, NefariousMoose – Reese never writes on this blog!
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