D’oh! (And Dominik)
You may be familiar with the Cerne Abbas Giant, a 180 foot tall chalk carving on a hillside, in Dorset, in the UK. He is naked and aroused. He has a bloody great hard-on, in fact.
Well, the ancient horny man has hit the news again, today. It transpires that marketing men from The Simpsons Movie have made an addition to the hillside. And that addition is brandishing a doughnut.
Homer is, thankfully, wearing underpants.
According to BBC news, the new addition was made from soluble paint, and will wash away with the rain. Something we have had more than our regular British share of, lately. My bet, though, is that there will be a drought in Dorset and Homer will have a new home.
In other news, I have found us a rather nice real dick to look at. Dominik, from Xtra Inches certainly is all flesh…
Here we have a selection of video clips where the young Dominik waggles his willy at us. All I know about Dominik is that he is European. No more specific information has been provided.
I can see that his huge tool is un-cut, as he rubs his foreskin up and down his lengthy shaft. He is so hard, that foreskin does not stretch up to his tip… ngh… just how I like ‘em, if he has to have a foreskin at all.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:50 am
The first clip shows just how I like to masturbate. Sort of upside down, doing it slowly, all the way down and to the balls - punching them. Gorgeous.