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Please forgive me. No, really.

Those two names, Jesus and Jacko, produce instant images in your head, don’t they? Come on! I know it’s not just me.

Whereas I have no inclination to see the man-meat of Whacko Jacko (Oh, alright, maybe I might be a tad curious) I have to be honest, the thought of seeing Jesus’ penis was too much for me.

In fact, I wanted to title this blog “Jesus’ Penis” but thought that might be too much for some to take.

Of course, I do not have photos or videos of either Michael Jackson or Jesus of Nazareth. Not at all. Not one little bit. Especially not the “little bit” that we might be particularly interested in.

That’s probably for the best.

Still… “Jesus’ Penis” would have been a good title.

So, that’s what we don’t have. What do we have then?

Well, it’s a movie shoot from two burly and buff chaps whos names happen to be Jesus and Jacko. Here in the UK, I have yet to come across ( ) anyone named Jesus. I understand that in the Latino parts of this world, it is quite a popular name. Although you don’t pronounce it Gee-sus, do you? It’s Yay-sus or something along those lines, isn’t it? Like we say Jorje for George and they/you say Hor-hey. Ah, pot-ay-toe, pot-ah-toe.
I’m straying from the point, aren’t I?

I don’t even know which of these guys is which. Neither of them has a helpful tattoo of their own name. I think that it should become mandatory to do that, in the porn industry. Especially for the men, being as the sites seldom like to furnish us with their names.

Hang on… mandatory tattooing is a bad thing, isn’t it? A very bad thing.

Sheesh… now I have offended Christians, Latinos and Jews. I should probably shut up, and show you the movie.

Click HERE for more from Collin O’Neal

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I can only apologise (again) for the above… you didn’t get to see enough cock. To rectify this, I have the most beautiful Readers Cock pictures of the most beautiful Readers Cock. Well done, that man!!

It doesn’t help when you’re advancing in years to happen upon a porno model that looks criminally young, does it?

Still, this young-un is nineteen and lives not too far from me, or so I am told by Blake Mason, who have snapped him up and snapped him for our viewing delight.

He is “of age” and that’s all that matters with the young ones, isn’ it? Well, that and the contents of their underwear, natch.

Here’s what Blake Mason have to say:

Isn’t love-sickness supposed to be something you get over with age? Mmmm, that’s what I thought too! So how come I can’t get Doug out of my mind, eh? Yes, he may live just 10 minutes away… he may be cute as fuck, and sure, he plays basketball which explains why I love his lean, tight body, but why am I in love for the 5th time this year?

Well, I guess it’s down to that cheeky “guy-next-door” attitude, those longing looks I feel compelled to give him as he plays his ball-game on the streets. But most of all, I think it’s my imagination running wild, seeing him all hot and sweaty, naked, doing what all nineteen year olds do after a good hard workout… beating their meat

Ooh, look at that! It appears I may not live too far from Blake Mason Towers, too. The South West of England just got a little sunnier!

A double dose of Readers Cock, today

I do like to see men hard at work. Of course, I like to see men hard at any time, but looking at guys who should be doing something else, is always a turn-on.

Here we have Guy Parker and Trevor Knight, who are in their office, all buttoned up and wearing ties… but not for long! I found these two on a new site called Men HARD at Work. Good title, eh? I was expecting manual workers… you know, digging or chopping or something, all glisteny with sweat… you know the type of thing… anyhoo, no. This is a site of pleasure for those of us who like to see the office types getting down and dirty with their colleagues.

I’m not even gonna complain about the socks, in the last clip, there. Why? Because I’m happy to see a condom being used, when the guys fuck.

Click HERE for more from MenHardAtWork.com

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Two lovely Readers Cocks for you today… niiice! Keep ‘em cumming, boys.

You may remember my post from 28 December, last year, where I told you about my husband not noticing the bright yellow socks that the gorgeous Marcello was wearing.

Well, I have now found that rarest of things, a photo-shoot With Marcello, without socks.

Here, Marcello is playing at being Naked Chef. Thankfully, there’s not a glimpse of Jamie Oliver in sight.

I now feel I must elaborate on young Master Oliver, here. His first TV series was called The Naked Chef. I tuned in. I was disappointed. There was no nudity at all. Mind you, once I saw him, I was glad of that.

Anyhoo… Marcello is naked, all bar an apron. Lovely. And he has, in his kitchen, a Fleshlight! I undestand the frustrations of cooking. Sometimes, you just have to sit about and wait, especially if your cooking a nice big slab of meat… there are times where you can be just twiddling your fingers, waiting for the next thing to do.

Having a wank, in these moments, can be troublesome. You might be concerned to do so, because your hands are a bit icky from dealing with the big bit of beef you’ve just slung in the oven, for example. So – you could wash your hands, or you could just reach for something else to toss off with.

I quite like the second option, here. You would probably lose the momentum if you got cold, wet fingers. And there might be other things in the sink, which might prompt you to do some washing up, instead of jerking your meat (or fanny fumbling, in my case).

Also – if you used your hands, you’d then have to wash them again, afterwards. Before you began playing with produce again… I suppose.

So… here is my favourite man on the net – Marcello. With no socks, just an apron. Fear not, though – he doesn’t cover up that spectacular cock of his. For long.

Click HERE for more WithMarcello.com

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A couple of Readers Cocks for us, today.

Thanks, boys!

After my blathering on, the other day, about my favourite screen-writer, I thought I’d better keep it on track, today. Let’s see if I can manage it.

Where we live, in a tiny village in rural South West England, we will, it appears, bet on anything. As an example – oh and it’s a long winded one, so bear with me – there was the time we bet on a letter of the alphabet.

In the village pub, the only “entertainment” we have here, there is always a fancy-dress party, on New Years Eve. The theme for the fancy-dress is usually a letter of the alphabet. Now, for the new year of 2006 it was the letter A. For 2007, it was the letter B. So you could have forgiven us for assuming that it would be the letter C for this last new year.

However, in early December, the landlord decided we would draw a letter out the hat. So, not wanting to miss an opportunity for a fast buck, someone quickly ran around and took a pound off the first 26 people that wanted to play and each of us chose a letter. The one whose letter was drawn from the hat, then got all the money. It was the letter P. Reese dressed as a priest and I dressed as a pisshead.

I appreciate that I could just have come as myself, for this, but I was a specific pisshead – Amy Winehouse.

Anyhoo, where we will, and do, wager on pretty much anything, we have never, as far as I can remember settled anything on the toss of a coin. Unlike Chris Rockway, from Randy Blue.

The hot and sexy Chris Rockway has been on Randy Blue for quite a while and people have been asking me, when is Chris going to bottom? And really, how many of you have been dreaming of seeing Chris Rockway with a dick in his mouth and a dick in his ass! So here it is. Chris Rockway takes one for the team! It all started out innocently enough. I was talking to the guys about what the three of them wanted to do in their next video. You guys might not have realized this but Alex Eden and Reese Rideout have never done a scene together, so the possibilities were endless. But when I posed the question, without missing a beat, Alex and Reese both answered in unison, “Top Rockway”. Chris knew it was coming but has been a bit hesitant. However, it was something he’s been wanting to do, especially knowing how many of his fans have been really wanting to see it. So I proposed a friendly wager. I said, “how about you guys flip a coin, and if it’s heads, Chris will bottom. But if it’s tails, he gets to run the scene.” I could tell by the look on Chris’ face that the temptation was too great, and he agreed to it. Once the coin was flipped and it landed on heads, Chris knew the inevitable day had arrived. I asked him again if he was cool with it and he said that he was. And considering the fact that he’s never held back when ramming the other two, well, all I can say is payback’s a bitch and they loved every minute of it. Don’t let Chris’ loud moaning fool you. He had a great time and who know, he may have enjoyed it a little more than he was letting on. He took it like a man and we all knew that this was going to be one video that Randy Blue members would remember for a really long time. By the way, if you are watching this while trying to be discreet, even if you are wearing headphones, make sure you turn the volume way down once the action starts. On a scale from one to ten, Chris’ moans reach eleven! However, if you’re home alone and you don’t care who hears, blast it and have fun!

Click HERE for the photo gallery from Alex, Chris and Reese’s threeway fuck.

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Todays Readers Cock was sent from a mobile phone, to my email, with a url to click to get the pic. Dontcha just love technology? Thank you for the shot, dude.

A little while ago, we were after watching Queer As Folk, which I had bought Reese as a present – the DVDs of both series. We couldn’t find the DVDs.

We called everyone we knew, that we might have lent them to… no-one was admitting to still having them. I am not saying anyone has kept them maliciously, but you know how it is when you lend out stuff. You have to be prepared to lose it.

I put out an appeal for them, on t’internet. Still nothing. Then, the other day, we got our mail and there were two packages. One containing the first series DVD and one containing the second. “Oh… My… God!” I repeatedly exclaimed, a-la Vince, from said show. These were not our original copies, returned to us, but brand new, still packaged DVDs. They were sent by someone who definitely did not borrow our old copies. And we are incredibly grateful, too.

Now, I am talking about the British Queer As Folk, here. Screened on Channel 4 in 1999, QAF is a superb take on life in and around Manchesters Gay Village. I am not talking about the US soap-opera that span off from the original. That was fairly dire, IMHO. Anyhoo, if you haven’t seen it, grab a copy. You’ll thank me.

Queer As Folk was written by Russell T Davies, the man responsible for the revival of Dr Who and it’s subsequent spin-off, Torchwood. If you have yet to see Torchwood, give it a go. It’s like a more adult Dr Who. It is very sexy with gay characters portrayed as real people with real lives, and not just there because they are gay.

Davies does this well, and his shows are a pleasure to watch. Torchwood (an anagram of Doctor Who) is incredibly sexy. There is much fucking – but not in a gratuitous way – and lots of flirting. The character Jack Harkness, played by John Barrowman is seen to flirt with anything. Man, woman or alien. I like him.

Why am I telling you all this? I have no idea. I am a fan of Russell T Davies and all he does. Generally speaking, it turns me on, and Reese and I cannot watch a whole DVD of Queer As Folk without having to take a fuck-break. If I can’t spout off about things I like, on my blog, then where can I do it?

Of course, other things I like mainly involve cock. There. That was no surprise, was it? After spouting off about all things gay, above, todays cock is attached to a straight bloke.

Ed is from English Lads and, as usual, they show us some teasing photographs of him, with his tackle hidden to make us beg for more. They say:

Ed is new to doing porn work though as a personal trainer likes showing off his well defined and sculpted body! He strips down to reveal his hair free body and opens his jeans and as they fall off there is no more teasing as he isnít wearing undies! You see his cock normal floppy size and a few strokes later he is up to his full size with his cock pointing up. This is a really varied shoot beginning in the kitchen and finishing in the bedroom where he does a load more wanking and showing off his body before lying back and shooting his load on his abs!

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A new thing, on Readers Cock, today. Yes, we have some splendid pictures of a splendid cock, but this Reader also sent me a little movie. If you like cum-shots, and who doesn’t, you’ll love this!! Thank you, that man!

There. That makes up for my wittering on about my televisual habits, doesn’t it?

I was just talking in the chatroom of our Swingers forum (SwingFans.com), which is something I do not often do, when another member (who I like to think of as a friend) wondered why I was in there. “Did you hit the wrong button?” he said. Well, no. I was there because I was supposed to be writing this blog entry and I had just plain hit a block on what to say.

There are only so many times I can say “So, here’s the cock”, I was telling him. I do try to talk about something before I say “So, here is the cock”. I appreciate that you may well be here to just look at the cock – and who can blame you – but I do like to think that there could be something extra, to make you come back again.

Anyhoo… the member concerned (who goes by the name of Postie – I checked, it is OK for me to tell you that) was telling the chatroom, a little later, that he had come upon an idea that he thought could make him lots of money.

It’s called the Wrong Ruler and he said: “the inch is actually 3/4 of an inch… so when you place it against your cock… it does say 8 inches… although it’s really only 6 inches“.

The target market is chaps who take pictures of their cock, for hook-up adverts, or indeed, sites like this one. Their penis will have a ruler against it, saying that it is bigger than it actually is.

Of course, anyone using this Wrong Ruler in a classified ad’s photograph, will just have to hope that if they get a meet, as a result of the ad, that the other party is not terribly pissed off by the deception. I think I would be, but there again, I would not meet someone purely from looking at a picture.

I can see how this might sell, though. If anyone out there agrees and might also be capable of putting this into production, let me know, and I’ll pass your details onto Postie. It could be a lucrative plan.

Well… thank you Postie, for allowing me to use your idea as my blog. I should perhaps go into SwingChat more often. Or maybe not, eh?

So… here’s the cock!

There’s no better way to start the year than with Damien! Smirking at our cameras as if scared to bare all, he quickly reveals a hard-on in sheep’s clothing which he is more than willing to show off. Jerking, pulling, and caressing his cock till he explodes, this is truly a dick show not to be missed!

So say DickShow about this lovely young lad, Damien. Here’s some pictures as well as a 30 second video trailer… with a fabby cum-shot. Enjoy!

Click HERE to see more of Damien from DickShow.com

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Readers Cock today, from the Reader who was last seen, on My Penis Site, as the final offering in the Readers Cock Special, I posted on 30 December.

I can only apologise, in advance, for todays blog. I am writing whilst the new series of Big Brother is screening. I am, of course, watching purely in the name of research. There might be some hot men as contestants and if there are, there is always the chance they’ll get naked, whilst they are in the Big Brother house.

As yet, I have not noticed anyone worth talking about. But I’ll keep watching just in case. They’re not all in yet. It could still happen.

Anyhoo… it has taken me 20 minutes to begin this paragraph. Because I remembered I was supposed to be writing, so had a quick peek at some porn, as you do, and got to looking at something worth looking at.

Trent Davis is to be found on Randy Blue. I got stopped in my tracks with his video. He has one of those cocks that gets so hard it almost appears to be painful. (Well, it does to me but I am a woman, so I guess I wouldn’t have a clue how it feels for him.) Lovely. This is something to love and abuse. I want this one. Now.

Of course, Randy Blue puts it so much more eloquently, natch:

Trent Davis is one of those guys who would look at home in a redneck bar or a bathhouse. He’s got this unbridled sexiness about him that grabs you the moment you lay eyes on him. A self-proclaimed horndog, his nickname is “Pucker” because when he sees a guy he’s hot for his friends say his asshole puckers. When I first met Trent I thought his handsome features were his strong point, especially that smile of his, sweet with a hint of nastiness, like he’s charming the pants off of you, you know it, and you just don’t care. Then he took off his shirt and I got a look at that well built furry chest of his. I couldn’t wait to see what else he had to offer. I was not disappointed. The hair on his chest runs down around his midsection and all down his sexy little legs with a nice cock jutting out, begging for your attention. And that hairy ass of his makes me so damn hot. So I put him in front of the camera and let him do his thing. I figured we’d have a nice little jerkoff session for his first Randy Blue video but he wasn’t going to settle for just that. Next thing I know he’s flipped himself around on the couch and is humping the cushions. I could tell he was teasing me a little because after telling him what a great ass he had he made it a point to thrust his hips, showing off his beautiful rear the best way possible. He fingers his hungry hole (bringing his nickname to mind) and really puts on a good show. And when he turns his attention to his cock he once again refuses to settle for a simple jerk, he thrusts those hips again and actually fucks his hand. It’s so hot. His face flushes just a bit as he begins to reach his peak and once he shoots he’s like a geyser. I mean, if you love cumshots you’ll want to play this one over and over!

Click HERE to see more of Trent on RandyBlue.com