Body by Michaelangelo

By now, you should be aware of my take on the muscle-bound. Just in case you’re not, here it is again… I’m not a fan. In my opinion, men with too much muscle have too much time on their hands and they spend it at the gym. A little muscle, that one might develop in the line of ones work, for example, can be beautiful. But all bulky and unable to put your arms down by your sides? Stop working out, already!!

The Michaelangelo reference, in the title, is the other reason. If you want your dick to look small… make the rest of your body bigger!

Michaelangelo's David Now, I cannot believe that in the 1500′s, all men had tiny todgers. But if you look at the sculpture or paintings of that time, you would think that to be the case. Poor David. And poor Chris, from VirtuaGuy, too. Have a look at that thimble of a cock… if you can find it.

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Chris from VirtuaGuy.com

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2 Responses to “Body by Michaelangelo”

  1. hornyman Says:

    he is like an average guy, you make it sound so bad :(

  2. vix Says:

    That’s just my point, Hornyman… if he wasn’t so pumped, it would look so much better.

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