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No, not the 1980’s band, who were British, miserable and fantastic (IMHO), but a trio of chaps from the Randy Blue stable.

It’s Alex, Chris and the delightful Dakota (who you may remember I was bowled over by back in January). I am slightly less enamoured by him, in this shoot, as he has committed a mortal sin and cut his hair. I am sure there are more people who want to see him with short hair, than long… but I’m not one of them!

Anyhoo, here they all are, sucking and fucking, stroking and caressing. It’s a treat of a shoot. It’s also nice to see them “rubbered-up” when they are fucking. I really despise it when you see barebacking, in porn. It’s irresponsible.

So, here are three beautiful, fit lads, enjoying each others bodies. I am very jealous. And of course, I am very turned on by it, too.

Here’s what the man says:

I like to mix things up from time to time. Sometimes I like to take some time to interview the guys and make the video very fun and comfortable, sometimes I like to throw in props and costumes so it will be very dramatic, but once in a while I just love to throw three hot guys together and let the chips fall where they may. We recently had an event in LA where a bunch of the guys were dancing and having a great time. I noticed that during the evening Alex Eden and Chris Rockway were being very chummy. They had done a scene a while ago and it was nice to see that the friendship they had developed was still going strong. Dakota Rivers showed up later on during the evening and at one point I saw Alex and Chris on either side of him, grinding their hips up against his tall, muscular body (the guy is so tall and so well built- he doesn’t have a 6-pack, he’s got an 8-pack!). I was getting into it and noticed the crowd was also, and the scene unfolded right there in my mind. I was going to put the three of them together and let their natural attraction and sexual heat do it’s thing. They loved the idea so when it came time to shoot I just turned on the camera and sat back. Dakota had never bottomed before (well, not on camera anyway) and I thought it would be a good idea for Chris and Alex to be the ones to pop his on-screen cherry. This scene is hot. It came out better than I even imagined it and you guys are gonna love it. The three of them are so good together and their bodies all look amazing. Alex has obviously hitting the gym keeping his muscles in great shape. I just love that trail of stars tattooed down his back. And what can I say about Chris. He never disappoints. He’s so playful and fun, you can tell that he really loves doing what he does. They both gave Dakota an experience he will never forget (well, maybe until the next three-way or circle jerk video he’s in). And I don’t want to spoil the surprise but someone in this video has a cumshot that made us have to wipe down the walls (and watch the reaction of the other two when it hits, it’s priceless).

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I found us a nice circle-jerk, on a new-ish site called SexGaymes.com. It features five guys, in the gym. Their blurb is:

Here you go guys; this episode features some of the most stunning men on the planet, in a circle jerk for the ages. The weight room is full, with Francois Sagat, Alex Corsi, Michael Vincenzo, Jherrad Lopez, and our narrator for the video, Dominic Pacifico, who is checking out, with lustful eyes, the room full of muscle. His fantasy is to be used as a cum rag and have muscle-head jizz blown all over him. Well…who says fantasies donít come true…

Well, I had the sound on, whilst veiwing the site, but had to kill it after a constant declaration of “Oh, fuck, yeah!” which sounded kinda British, but I’m not sure. So, I didn’t get to hear the narration that we are informed of, above.

Anyhoo… whereas I will get to show you bits of video, natch, I first must explain about the title of todays blog… the Metal Cranium bit, specifically. The guy who is second from the left, in the following picture, looks quite normal, right?

However, when you see other pics of him, something very strange has happened to his head. I am not too sure, but in some pics, it looks like he has constructed a metal skull-cap, of sorts. And in other pics it looks like he has used boot polish on his head. Quite bizarre.

Who let him go out like that, let alone let him be captured on camera? Maybe it is something he insisted on, and now, having seen the results, he will do it no more. Ah well, it is captured forever on t’internet now.

Here’s a few clips from the above video shoot. More can be seen at SexGaymes.

And yes, I did notice they are all wearing socks and trainers, but I thought I’d let that pass without comment. However, I’ve just buggered that idea, haven’t I?

Click HERE for more from SexGaymes.tv

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Today, we have antipodean Readers Cock. Say “G’Day” to this Aussie who says he “tends more towards thickness than prodigious length”. Fans of the uncircumcised will enjoy these!

You know me, I get to see a lot of cock. So it is not very often that I will look at a photo and exclaim “Oh my God!”

But I did.

Matt H from Blake Mason has a super-sized cock. Truly, he does. In fact when I first saw him, I thought he might be Matt Hughes, previously seen here from English Lads. Especially as Blake Mason is a British site, too.

Here’s Matt Hughes:

But now I am not too sure if this Matt H is the same - mainly because the Matt H, above, has tattoos. But cop an eyefull of this boy… he really is OMG-tastic. BlakeMason say:

There’s so much I want to tell you about how this fit, charming, super-hung young fella came to be in front of my cameras… but I can’t! All I will say is that he applied way back in February and due to events beyond our control, it’s taken way too much time to actually get him here for a shoot
But you know me… I always persevere! Matt H has got that cute, devilish face which matches his “boy next door” personality perfectly. And it just makes him one of the most fun guys I’ve ever filmed… and that in itself says something! Totally relaxed, he’s quite the entertainer and he found it difficult to keep his spunk contained
You see, once that HUGE 11_ inch uncut cock was at full mast, Matt H was just totally in that zone and this guy sure was eager to explode. And when he did spunk, well, I never thought cum could fly through such a big dick as that! I am, and will remain, in awe of this super-hung straight guy who made a damp weekend even more moist

Matt Hughes from EnglishLads.com and Matt H from BlakeMason.com are one and the same! In the BlakeMason photos, Matt has managed to hide his tattoos, but the jewellery is identical. The dog-tag necklace and the ring on his left hand are what gave it away. That and the foot long penis, of course!!

Regular reader will know that I am not too keen on the foreskin. Mainly for aesthetic reasons, but also because I was “lucky” to have known a fair few un-circumcised men who were not familiar with soap, in my younger days.

I do realise though, that many men who were routinely circumcised, as babies, are none too happy about this.

Once they realise that they have something missing, that now causes their glans to be less sensitive than had it not been tampered with, they are, understandably, a tad pissed off, to say the least.

The NHS stopped doing free circumcision, on baby boys in the early 1950’s. Since then, unless you have a problem that warrants the operation, or you are Jewish or Muslim, it is highly unlikely that you will be circumcised, if you are British.

In the US, most baby boys get the chop, because most of their dad’s had it done… that and medical insurance will pay for it. Is that reason enough?

The difference circumcision will make to your penis is significant. It is done to make the glans less sensitive. If you are circumcised, then you will be familiar with the feel of your clothing against the head of your cock. If you are not, and for some reason your foreskin gets retracted, the feeling of that cloth against your bell-end, would be quite intense (I’m told) as it is not touching anything, bar the inside of your foreskin for the majority of your life.

So I guess I can see why some fellas might want to try and re-capture that elusive “fresh out the packet” feeling, that you may get, if you still have a foreskin.

There are several ways of “growing back” your foreskin. Of course, this is really a misnomer, as what you are doing is stretching what remains of your foreskin. This does, eventually, result in growth of new tissue, however you can never re-grow your frenulum.

These images are of a penis after restoration methods had been used. The first after a month, the second after fourteen months.

The pictures above were found on Circumstitions.com. A very informative site which has just about all you might need to know, including information on how you might go about trying to get yourself a foreskin again.

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Thank you to the Reader who sent me the following lovely penis pics. I thank him especially for reminding me that I wanted to write about the above. OK, he didn’t know that I had been thinking about this topic, but I had.

It’s been a while since I brought us a Randy Blue boy, and this one is deffo one to bring it on home with

When Christopher Ashlee first contacted me about being on Randy Blue I went over my usual checklist… handsome face, yes… great body, yes… beautiful cock, God yes (and uncut too). This was all fine but nothing was to prepare me for our first meeting. He walked into my office and my first thought was that the snapshots he sent me did not do him justice. Here was this adorable guy with the deepest brown eyes and a smile that would grab your attention from across the room. His personality alone makes you want to get to know him and the fact that he’s so damn good looking makes you want to fuck the hell out of him. He told me about living in Texas and how he was a big fan of sports, with a great love of playing football. His lean muscular body shows that he doesn’t sit around the house but that he obviously loves spending lots of time playing sports or working out. I asked him if he was nervous and with that engaging smile of his he told me that he was actually a fan of the site and had been wanting to pose for some time. I’m a pretty good judge of character and could tell that you guys would really like everything he had to offer. The day of the shoot we did a little interview with him and he had this way of seeming a bit bashful yet turned on by the idea of what was about to happen. Then he started to strip. Any shyness melted away as he revealed more and more of his flawless smooth skin. Running his hands over his body so sensually that you can almost feel him touching yours, teasing his cock as it starts to strain and grow to it’s nice thick fullness. I love watching an uncut cock go from it’s covered flaccid state to full erection, the head peeking through the foreskin then proudly pushing past until it’s ready to be seen, touched and tasted. Christopher loves to work his cock and it shows. And just when you think you’ve gotten all you can, he flips over and shows you that gorgeous bubble butt of his. He works his hands, caressing the meaty globes, inserting a finger into his perfect little hole, teasing himself as well as you, hoping he’ll thrust in further and give himself a good finger fucking. But he knows it wouldn’t be fair to give up all the goods so he flips back over and goes to work at his throbbing cock again, saving the other stuff for another time. But not to disappoint, he works that cock for all it’s worth until he squirts a nice hearty load.

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Readers Cock time!

Here’s a cock that you could explore with your tongue for hours… fantastic! Thank you to the Reader. Thank you very much!

You may be familiar with the Cerne Abbas Giant, a 180 foot tall chalk carving on a hillside, in Dorset, in the UK. He is naked and aroused. He has a bloody great hard-on, in fact.

Well, the ancient horny man has hit the news again, today. It transpires that marketing men from The Simpsons Movie have made an addition to the hillside. And that addition is brandishing a doughnut.

Homer is, thankfully, wearing underpants.

According to BBC news, the new addition was made from soluble paint, and will wash away with the rain. Something we have had more than our regular British share of, lately. My bet, though, is that there will be a drought in Dorset and Homer will have a new home.

In other news, I have found us a rather nice real dick to look at. Dominik, from Xtra Inches certainly is all flesh…

Here we have a selection of video clips where the young Dominik waggles his willy at us. All I know about Dominik is that he is European. No more specific information has been provided.

I can see that his huge tool is un-cut, as he rubs his foreskin up and down his lengthy shaft. He is so hard, that foreskin does not stretch up to his tip… ngh… just how I like ‘em, if he has to have a foreskin at all.

Click HERE for more from XtraInches.com

Sometimes, in this business, you happen upon a bloke who has ‘amateur’ written all over him.

Max is some such. He has a regular blokes face and a regular blokes body. I mean by that, that he is no Adonis. He is not the kind of chap that could have been in a boy-band… his face is that type that belongs to a guy who could have been drinking alongside you, in your local pub, for years… and you’d never notice him.

He has a very typical British physique, too. Kinda straight up and down. Here’s a fella who has not seen the need to spend hours and hours at the gym, to get pecs and a six pack. It’s not that he has them naturally, for he does not!

What does Max have then? Well… a big hard cock, of course! Thick and long with a big, bulbous head to it, Max’s member is made to measure for those of us who like ‘em beefy.

Here’s what Blake Mason have to say about him:

Men. Don’t you just love the variety that’s on offer in this country and all around the world? OK, I’ve got to admit that Britain has some great diversity and I think I’ve proved that over recent weeks! Even so, take a look at the lovely Max… I mean, just to get a taste of that piece of meat would surely get you addicted
So let’s cut to the chase. For those of us who like our men to pack his lunchbox to the brim, Max is our fella. And for those of us who want more than a BIG package, well, he’s sure to win your hearts as well. Cute, eager, perhaps even a little reticent about guy-on-guy adventures (in the past) this man is all about satisfaction.
Once stripped of his clothed shield, it’s just him, natural and sexy and totally naked on the sofa. It’s been said that mighty things can grow from acorns and, not for the first time, the saying has proved right! Oh, how I’d love to taste and feel this guy in action… that big, fat, mushroom headed uncut cock sure deserves a warmer place

There is video, too, from Max. Unfortunately, at time of writing, there was no promo content, in the way of video, for me to show you. Have a look-see on BlakeMason.com

No, not that Mario, but a better looking one. I don’t suppose that’s difficult, though. OK, a less pixellated one. Hmm…. also not too difficult.

Aha! I goddit… this Mario has his cock out! Does the other Super Mario even have a cock?

Who cares. get your eyes around this Mario who beats his meat for us, over on Bang Bang Boys.

Mario has the kind of member that curves towards his tummy, in just the right way to hit your g-spot. Should you have one, that is. I apologise to those of you without female genitalia… I can only comment on what I know.

Still, it is a good size and quite the joy-stick. It’s certainly no mushroom and it does get bigger and smaller. (See what I did there? Keeping the ‘puter game theme going? Mario… Joy-stick… Mushroom… No? Never mind.)

Now, you either have to dust off your Nintendo or you should click HERE for more from BangBangBoys.com

As you may, or may not, know… my husband, Reese, is an American, living in the UK. He is not an illegal alien. He is here quite legitimately.

Many people ask why we live here and why I did not move to the ‘States. Well… I like the drizzle and am not that fond of Americans. Generally speaking.

I was shocked to find this American lad on English Lads. I guess it’s all part of the “special relationship” that our two countries are supposed to have, according to the politicians, anyway.

Mason is from the US. He is EnglishLads.com’s “guest wanker”. (A term that is catching on in US produced porn. However, the word “wanker” still gets underlined by ones computer as a spelling error. My machine suggests that I mean: swanker; waker; ranker; tanker or lanker. My machine is wrong - if I cannot use “wanker”, I suppose I could say “jerk-off” or “jack-off”.)

Anyhoo…

Mason loves being in front of the camera, he comes across as a little shy to begin, but once his clothes come off and his uncut cock harden he becomes a right little exhibitionist! His body is buffed up and smooth and once naked he loves to show off every toned inch! He flings his legs up and shows off his smooth ass kind of struggling that there is no cock to shove up there! Mason has a great time wanking off and lies down to shoot a big old load on his smooth abs.

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More Readers Cock!! We’re on a roll. This reader sent me his pics, including a face pic and a nice athletic (clothed) full body pic, which I am keeping for my own personal gratification, as well as the following cock shots. We got into quite the dialogue and I sent him some pics of me, in return. Have a look at his pics and tell me if this is not just the most lickable Readers Cock!

Remember The Amazing Moro, who I told you about last week? Well, Hot-dang-it if I haven’t got more of him to show you.

Ah yes, Moro gets his cock out - and a damn fine dick, it is too.

It’s a delight to finally see Moro naked. He is lubing himself up and enjoying toying with his meat. And not a white sock (or a sock of any other colour) to be seen. Amazing.

Click HERE for more from AmazingMoro.com

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Today, I recieved some Readers Cock photos! The reader concerned said “I have a very hard penis”. Well, we can’t argue with that, can we? I’d say he has a very attractive penis, too. What do you think?