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I am, occasionally, asked if looking at so many penises, as I do, takes the thrill out of things. Like I might have looked at one cock too many. As if!

However, sometimes a picture will appear on my browser which really makes me go “Oh wow!” and, much as you might not believe me, this picture does not have to be of a monster cock, or a long-haired lovely, although they do float my boat, natch.

Sometimes, there is just something that makes it a special picture. Just take a peek at these two chaps, and their crossed-sword cocks and tell me that it ain’t all that.

Well, it made me wanna see more. But, in my own time honoured tradition, I suppose I should tell you what Randy Blue (for it is he) says about this shoot:

With our sexy newcomer Lucky ready to do his first scene with another guy, I thought long and hard (pun intended) about who to pair him up with. The first guy who came to my head was Jude. He has always been popular with my members and has such an adorable face and sexy build. I knew I could rely on him to do a great job with Lucky but what I hadn’t been prepared for was how totally hot he looked. He has been working out a lot at the gym and is in better shape than ever. And the second those two got together it was obvious that it was a good pairing. They had such chemistry together even before we began filming so that once we got started they got right into it. They began by exploring each others firm, muscular bodies, running hands over bulging pecs, sweaty six-packs, and beefy thighs. Licking and biting each others shoulders as their huge cocks rubbed up against each other. Both guys have such enormous cocks that watching them slap against each other as they groped and caressed was like watching a well matched sword fight. And eventually, when they made their way down those flat stomachs to their huge cocks, each got quite a mouthful, which led them to both try and outdo the other in swallowing as much manmeat as possible. And when Jude let out a stream of cum that splattered as far up as his own chin I wondered if he would overshadow the new guy. But that thought did not last long because Lucky then let lose a huge gusher of stud juice that poured out onto his chest, down over his fingers and all over his beautiful pecs. Watch for Jude’s expression of amazement at the sheer power of Lucky’s eruption, not to mention the intense orgasm he has that goes on way longer even after the cum stops flowing. It’s really hot to watch, but if you’re sneaking a peek where you shouldn’t be I suggest you turn down the volume a bit as Lucky’s moans of pleasure can get quite loud.

When you’re done and all cleaned up, you could do worse than clicking HERE for more, from RandyBlue.com

Here’s an amateur model, with the (hilarious) name of Johnson.

SlangCity.com have a section called Bad Baby Names which lists Johnson thus:

Johnson
SLANG MEANING: Penis.
BAD FACTOR: A little bad, but how many people use Johnson as their first name?
FAMOUS NAMESAKE: Basketball legend Magic Johnson (not his first name either, but it goes well with “magic”, don’t you think?)

Anyhoo, someone told this model that it would be good for using as a pseudonym - at least I hope that’s the case. If it’s his real name, then God’s speed to him.

Also, he appears to have been told that revealing his Johnson, on t’internet, would be a fast way to make money. Well, it looks that way, from this really rather professional looking photoshoot, found on GayAmateursClub.com.

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Okay, who hasn’t taken a sideways glance at a hot guy at the gym? You look around, careful that nobody notices as you linger a little too long, watching his bulging muscles move beneath that tight, smooth skin. Just wishing that he’s strip off that sweaty tank top, or that you would end up in the shower stall next to him when you both hit the lockers at the end of your workout. Wouldn’t it be great to be able to watch him work out his muscles and then his rock hard cock? And maybe grab your own while you’re at it? Well, this whole scenario popped into my head when I saw Diego working out at my gym. I guess I stared a little too long because after a few minutes he looked right at me and smiled. I was so embarrassed but he came over and introduced himself. He said it happens all the time and doesn’t bother him, in fact, he kind of gets off on it. That’s all I needed to hear. I told him about the site and invited him out to dinner. I figured if he liked it when guys watched him at the gym then he’d love posing for pics that will be seen by tons of horny guys. He admitted that he’d thought about it before and said he would love to. He was very comfortable in front of the camera, working his muscles with that sexy look of determination across his incredibly handsome face. Once he strips his shirt off and lets his fingers lightly graze his erect nips you’re hooked. It’s obvious he puts a lot of work into his body and he likes to enjoy it. Working his hands over those bulging muscles, he works his way down to his stiff member and shoots a nice hearty load.

Yes, it’s Randy Blue, telling it like it is. However, I must admit to not taking a sneaky peek at guys at the gym, simply because I am never at the gym. Ever. I know, with this beautiful body, it’s hard to believe, huh?

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I find it strange that I should feel obliged to put on clothes, in my own house, at times. We have a holiday rental property, adjacent to our home and, much as we enjoy hearing people having away from home sex, there is a down-side.

The rental has access to a garden, which is at the side of our house. My kitchen windows overlook it. Until very recently, the small area outside my kitchen was totally overgrown with honeysuckle and the like, so it was nigh on impossible for us to see out - and for others to see in.

However, when having work done on our property recently, it was necessary to clear that mini jungle so as the workmen could access the windows. All well and good. The light into the kitchen has been increased three-fold. Yet now, when people are stopping in the holiday rental, they occasionally go into the garden. Even worse is when they have children, who have the audacity to play in the garden.

Now, strange as it may seem, I cook. You know, real food. I stand at the my built-in chopping board, at the window, and prepare vegetables and the like. Generally speaking, in the nude. I see no reason to get dressed, unless I am leaving the building, which does not happen all that often.

I am in fear of receiving an ASBO. For doing what I have always done in my own home. I find this a very strange thing. I am not all that pleased about it.

Now for the tenuous link -

Another Strange Thing is the Hentai shemale. As Reese pointed out to me, the other day, when working on his MyTransexualSite.com all Hentai chicks with dicks appear to be hermaphrodite. Something I had truly not noticed.

This is fantasy, after all, and I guess that hermaphrodites are, for some, the ultimate fantasy. So I nipped into Shemales Of Hentai to check it out and blow me if he’s not right. Don’t ya hate it when that happens?

So, I have chosen a few pics which show it more to my way of thinking - just cock. If ya wanna see cock and pussy, you will find it with Hentai… but you’ll have to go digging about without me! After all this is my PENIS site!!

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