Archive for May, 2007

Julio Who-lio?

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Lately, on the BBC, they have taken to saying Joe-say and not Hoe-say when talking about someone called José The José concerned, (because I believe it just to be the one, and not all people called José) is something to do with football (Soccer, that is. Not that bizarre hybrid rugby/footy game that is played in the US).

I’m not 100%, but I think it could be José Mourinho. Anyhoo… the Beeb have a special department that researches and then informs it’s presenters on how to pronounce words. Sometimes these pronunciations get amended. Like we are supposed to say Nee-jerre instead of Ny-jer when we’re saying Niger. Still with me? Eh, WTF. It’s just today we are looking at a chap called Julio. And, being as I like it when we have names (something that is on the increase, thankfully) I need to know what to call him, in my head.

So, here’s Julio (Hoolio, Joolio). He’s got these fantastic tattoos across his chest and arms, that he’s greased-up to make all shiny and vibrant… neat.

But, more to the point, he’s got this cock. Go figure - he has a cock. But this is a big, thick, un-cut cock that he likes to rub. Against a snooker table. :shock: But each to their own, eh?

BangBangBoys, where I found him, say:

I began with Julio showing me some moves from his job as a stripper, as you will see; they are pretty hot moves. Next he starts jerking his thick uncut dick for the camera, and you! This is a hot solo that will have your cuming in no time.

Julio video on BangBangBoys.com

Julio video on BangBangBoys.com

Julio video on BangBangBoys.com

Julio video on BangBangBoys.com

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Show us yer… bike.

Monday, May 28th, 2007

In a fit of silence, uncharacteristic of Randy Blue, we have no “Randy Blue says…” about Xander. So I guess it’s up to me.

Xander is totally totty, IMHO. Made all the better for doing this video on a motorcycle. Sad as I am, I have been looking at the bike. It’s a V-twin cruiser, but I cannot place it. I think it’s Japanese, but don’t quote me on that.

So - Vix says:

Get your boots off that tank… you’ll ruin the paintwork. And slapping your arse so hard that the sound reverberates around the studio can’t be good for you.

See why I usually say that RB say it so much better than me?

Xander is lovely, though. And with a body and cock like his, he can take me for a ride any time.

Xander video on RandyBlue.com

Xander video on RandyBlue.com

Xander video on RandyBlue.com

Xander video on RandyBlue.com

Xander video on RandyBlue.com

Xander video on RandyBlue.com

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Amateur Cock.

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

This phrase disturbs me. Surely every cock is amateur? I mean, do any of you pay your penis to pee? Do you fund your phallus for fucking?

No.

OK, I could be very wrong there, but I doubt very much that anyone owns a professional penis. You’d have to pay Percy a salary. Could your cock have it’s own bank account, in which to receive funds? No. No it could not. I know this, as I w*rked as a bank teller for aeons and I would deffo have remembered photocopying the ID (for money laundering reasons, natch) of a penis.

As an aside, I did used to enjoy asking the security questions, at the bank. None of this “What’s your mothers maiden name?” from me. Oh no! If the customer was fit, then I’d ask them their mobile phone number (ker-ching!) and pocket it. But I was also a meanie, and if the customer was a teenager and in the banking hall with a gaggle of mates, then I would get them to tell me their middle name - always such an embarrassment, for young-un’s - just to see them squirm. Ah, I almost miss the job, thinking about those antics. Who am I kidding? Cashier Number Five Please is dead and buried and that is the way she’s staying.

Where was I? Oh yes - it will have been “talking about cock”.

So, I have found us an amateur cock. Basically, this porn business is divided into two sections. Amateur and Porn Star. I quite like this, because as I have, myself, done many a photoshoot for profit, this makes me a Porn Star (again, who am I kidding?!? :lol: ) but as there has been financial gain, I am no longer classed as an Amateur, thus am in the other group - Porn Star. Of course, when I started out, with my charity site, VixPix.org - I was Amateur. The charity were benefiting, not me. See, now I’m digressing, again.

XtraInches bring us Eddie:

There is something hot about watching an amateur wank off; perhaps it’s knowing they are normal guys we can relate to, stroking off in a moment of great self pleasure. There is something special about our amateurs though … they all sport big dicks! And lean, ripped and smooth Argentinean, Eddie has one of the biggest, thickest amateur cocks you will see.

Eddie video from XtraInches.com

Eddie video from XtraInches.com

Eddie video from XtraInches.com

Eddie video from XtraInches.com

Eddie video from XtraInches.com

Eddie video from XtraInches.com

Eddie from XtraInches.com

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Glorious Garbriel.

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Here’s a guy with the thickest cock we have seen in ages… he’s fit as can be and looks like the kind of guy you’d want on your side, in a fight.

Well, I’d happily get into a tussle with him, that’s for sure! I found him via BangBangBoys, who say:

Here is Gabriels first video. If youre into bodybuilders, you will love this guy. We started with him taking a shower and than we move to the bed where I could show off is amazing 6 pack, huge biceps and thick pecs even more. But when you check out his assets below the waist, if you werent hard already you will be when you see his hot ass and massive, thick cock! Gabriel sure know how to work the camera, showing of that great body with confidence and giving us a huge cum shot.

In the first of the vids I have here today, he’s making his penis twitch for us. When I say twitch, it’s more like an arm being raised… spectacular!

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Gabriel video on BangBangBoys.com

Gabriel video on BangBangBoys.com

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Cock Docking

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Cock Docking: To insert ones penis into the foreskin of another penis.

That’s my definition. Of course, in my case, it’s an erroneous definition because I do not have a foreskin. Or a penis, for that matter. But my definition will have to do. As Wikipedia do not have one. A definition, that is.

So I have found us a site that is totally dedicated to cock docking. It’s called CockDockers.com and is filled with pictures and videos of the activity.

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Overkill in Blue?

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

I do worry. Sometimes I really do. It concerns me that you might think there is a little too much in the way of pics and videos from Randy Blue.

Thing is, when they constantly host some of the most beautiful cocks, on the most alluring men, I just have to share.

Tyler for example. It would have been just wrong of me not to bring this boy to MyPenisSite. As usual with RandyBlue.com he tells us how they met and what makes Tyler so good. And, boy, is he good.

I meet perspective models for this site in the strangest places. The other day I was out shopping with a friend of mine when we ran into this quiet little bookstore (no, not the type of bookstore you might be thinking of). My friend called out to the front desk for some help and the most adorable guy came to help us. His name was Tyler and flashed the sexiest smile. Talking with him for a few moments I could tell he was very smart and it was apparent that he was well read. I’m guessing he must read on the treadmill at the gym because his firm muscles were showing through the tight polo shirt he had on. I didn’t think he would be up for doing a shoot but my friend blurted out, “why don’t you put him on your site, Randy?” Tyler’s eyes lit up when he asked what kind of site. I told him it was a gay porn site and he flashed his sexy smile again and said he would love to. Once he came in and we were getting ready for the shoot he admitted that he had always wanted to do porn because he figured he had something that guys would be really hot for. Well, the smile already got me, and when he stripped off his clothes I figured he was talking about the beautifully sculpted physique, with those rock hard pecs, six pack abs and strong legs. But it wasn’t until he unleashed that beast between his legs that I really knew what he was referring to. His delicious, hearty cock swung between his legs as the perfect compliment to his perfect body. It took no time at all before he worked it up into a throbbing hardon. As he worked his piece of meat it started leaking precum like a broken faucet, and it seemed like it was his favorite delicacy because he couldn’t stop licking it off of his fingers. The kitchen seemed like the perfect place for his overheated dining experience, and he rolled around the kitchen counter like it was his favorite place to get himself off.

Tyler video on RandyBlue.com

Tyler video on RandyBlue.com

Tyler video on RandyBlue.com

Tyler video on RandyBlue.com

Tyler video on RandyBlue.com

Tyler video on RandyBlue.com

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Dick Related Divorce.

Friday, May 18th, 2007

I’m falling out with my husband. He has taken to blogging cock, and he should know by now that that is my job. He gets the tits, I get the cock. I mentioned last month that he is doing this, but now he steals my fave tranny model, Mariana.

We saw her on November 18, last year. Looking like this:

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Now he blogs her on his Transexual Site looking like this:

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Not only does he try to steal my job and my favourite model, he also quotes one of my readers comments, then berates the reader for it. The audacity! :lol:

OK, so to compensate, I have found us a nice uncut cock, on a lovely looking tranny. He won’t steal this one, her tits aren’t big enough!

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Making It Brief.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

No, not having a quickie, but today we’re talking underwear.

Briefs, boxer-shorts, Jockeys, Calvins, whatever. All are wrappings for cock, basically. At least, that’s how I perceive them.

So, when I fund that GayPornAccess have done a whole niche site called Make It Brief, then I had to have a look. Needless to say, I don’t give a damn about what pants these guys are wearing, I just want them to whip out their willy. Thankfully, they do.

There is hours and hours of video, all depicting fit chaps in various types of undies… then taking off the wrapping and sharing the creamy goodness held within.

Here’s a small sample showing us some not-so-small cocks.
Make It Brief from GayPornAccess.com

Make It Brief from GayPornAccess.com

Make It Brief from GayPornAccess.com

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I’m not gay, but…

Monday, May 14th, 2007

You have no idea the amount of emails I receive that contain the words “I’m not gay, but…” from men who like to look at MyPenisSite and don’t, for the life of them, know why.

I’d say it’s quite simple, really… we all like to look at things we don’t, as a rule, get to see in everyday life. Like other people fucking, for example. Everyone likes to watch other people fucking, right? Well, unless you are the kind of people, like Reese and I, who partake in events where you do see people fucking, and are likely to be watched whilst you are, yourself, fucking… it’s not likely that you will be in close proximity of others, whilst they shag eachother.

So, we like to watch. It’s why we watch porn. It’s fun.

And, I’m guessing, that unless you consciously make an effort to do so, I’m thinking that it is unlikely that you’ll see someone else’s erect penis, when you are a bloke. As a woman, I know that I am going to see other women’s tits. That’s a given, really. But, unless I make that conscious effort to do so, it is very very unlikely that I will see another woman’s genitalia. So, I have been known to make that effort.

Does that make me gay? No, because I do like cock (you may have noticed). It does, however, make me bi-sexual. I have gleaned, through my slightly un-conventional (not-so) personal life, that a heck of a lot of men would rather chop their own penis off, than call themselves bi-sexual.

I sometimes will look at the seafood counter, at my local supermarket. It interests me. I appreciate the time and effort the fishmonger has taken to make the display. The display is beautiful.

I still dislike seafood.

Looking at pictures of penises does not mean you are gay. Nor does it mean you are bi-sexual. Of course, you might be, but just looking at pictures in no way equates to a different sexuality than the one you are comfortable with.

Right, now I’ll get on with what we are all here for, regardless of our sexuality… cock shots!!

Here’s a young man called Adam. Adam is quite the cutie, IMHO and is all the better for having his cock on display. What man wouldn’t be?

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Exhibitionism

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Last weekend, Reese and I took ourselves off to a naturist spa which also doubles as a swingers club. We were with friends from our swingers forum.

We’d only had one club experience before and we were not impressed however this one was different. For starters, we were not required to strip down and don a towel. As it was not essential to do so… we did.

On leaving the changing room, we entered a bar area, there were naked people drinking, smoking and chatting, just like any other bar - but with a different dress code. Wandering on, we found a room with two huge hot-tubs and promptly plopped ourselves in the hottest one, along with one or two of our naked chums.

It was beautifully lit with icicle-shaped hanging lights. Just right to peer at the bodies of everyone, but not so bright as you feel everyone can see you looking. Perfect.

After a little while we hopped out the tub and took a wander. The place had bedrooms, saunas and restrooms, a lounge with a DVD player and TV for watching porn and a few other play areas. The restrooms were rooms in which you could rest… not the American definition. I felt in need of a rest, but we were nearest to one of the bedrooms so I jumped up onto the bed and had a lie down.

Soon after, once we had made sure the door was open and people could see in, we commenced upon fiddling with eachother and were soon fucking. The idea of others passing the door and “catching” us, or watching us from across the hall was quite erotic and our only problem was being done too quick, as a result!

So when I read that todays Randy Blue model, Levi Green, “even seems to get off on the fact that he knows you’re watching him” it reminded me of our spa experience, and I had to share. Here’s the whole of what they have to say:

Okay, I’m going to cut right to the chase. Levi Green has one of the most beautiful cocks I’ve ever seen. For starters, it’s massive. Running his hands up the length of the shaft, finally reaching the head, quickly giving it just enough of a little squeeze to tease and excite before it heads back down towards the base again where it will start all over again. Snowboarding is Levi’s main passion, and all that time on the slopes has done well for his hot, muscular body. He also hits the gym regularly, giving him a sexy six-pack and tight pecs with a set of hard nips that poke through his shirt making you want to nibble right through. All it takes is one of his sly looks and a half smile and he’s got you right where he wants you. He’s travelled all around the country but this is his first time in LA, a far cry from his home town of Lincoln Nebraska. He’s been really anxious about performing in front of the camera and for his first video he’s done an amazing job. He’s obviously proud of the monster dick between his legs and gives it his full attention, closing his eyes and leaning his head back. He even seems to get off on the fact that he knows you’re watching him. When it came time for the cum shot I wasn’t sure what to expect. Sometimes a guy will give better cumshots once they’ve done this a few times and are more comfortable, and with Levi’s hot hot hot body and handsome face I’d be happy to settle for a decent money shot, but when this guy came, he’s lucky he didn’t shoot a hole in the wall. He let out a gusher that would put the dancing waters in Las Vegas to shame. I thought we’d have to clean off the ceiling! I’m looking forward to seeing what other tricks Levi has up his sleeve.

Levi Green video from RandyBlue.com

Levi Green video from RandyBlue.com

Levi Green video from RandyBlue.com

Levi Green video from RandyBlue.com

Levi Green video from RandyBlue.com

Levi Green video from RandyBlue.com

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