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I have been cruising the ‘net lately, looking for fetish pics. I guess I really mean BDSM pics, as the word fetish includes everything from balloons to feet. (I hate feet, me.) Anyhoo, whenever I find a suitable sounding site, I am generally dissappointed by it’s lack of cock.

Yeah, I know that lack of cock is a general dissappointment in life as a whole, but I am surfing for porn FFS. Much as I like to see women in leather or PVC and mighty-high heels, I am looking for the penis in the shot and I am not finding it. I am guessing that these kinds of shoots are targeted to the hetero male. We all love the hetero male, natch, but what we love about him is his penis. Specifically, his penis when it is engorged with his hot blood. Thumping-hard and ready to blow.

So, why no cock in these shoots? Is it because the producer of the porn is afraid he will put men off? Is he (for I am sure it is a ‘he’) embarrassed by his own titilation at the sight of a throbbing hard-on? Silly, silly man.

Well I found this shoot from StudPort.com which comes close to the above, but without women. That’s a lie. It’s no-where near as sleek and horny as the ‘mainstream’ stuff, but it does have men in PVC and some Sub/Dom tendancies to the whole thing.

Oh, and there are cocks. That’ll do for me. For now.

Click here to see more from Railroaded on Stud Port.

Click here for more of what Studport.com offers.

And HERE for their fab new TGP, from GayBarcelona.com.

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Opened my email today to find this lovely Readers Cock there, to greet me.  Thank you!

After the weasely boy from the other day (although he did have a nice cock) we have a strapping young man from the site that can do no wrong, Randy Blue.

Today’s fella has a name - Kelly - OK, it’s a girls name, but at least it’s a name. He also has nicely done tattoos on a good firm body. And his cock? It’s my favourite kind! He’s cut, long and wide and incredibly straight.

As usual with Randy Blue, they say it all so much better than I could:

No one exudes straight boy charisma more then Kelly. From the time we introduced him as the tough Boston boxer boy emails from fans have been pretty much endless. I’ll admit he is the tough kind of guy I adore. Very tough masculine exterior and the sweetest lovable guy on the inside. I don’t know how much of a fighter Kelly really is or how tough he might actually be. I am just saying that if I ever go to prison I want a guy just like Kelly as my cell mate. That scenario is playing out in my head right now and I like it a lot. Kelly is a jewel to work with cause he is really just himself. No pretense, no arrogance, no drama……just a really sexy Irish boy who wants to take his clothes off. Working with Kelly can be an experience. We have such a good time together you could hardly call it work. and the end result is always good. I love the dark auburn color of his hair and the interesting tattoos on his body. His is a life that’s interesting and full of color and this guy lets nothing stand in his way. Natural hair on a body is one of the first things that I love. Nothing makes my heart sink then when a really hot guys shows up and his pubic hair is all shaved off or worse he has nothing but a landing strip there. Kelly is all natural…everywhere. I really love watching this young stud jerk off and blow his load. its a scene I could watch over again and again especially when he is still wet from his morning shower. Enjoy!

Well, here are some pics of Kelly that link to short .mpg files

Click here for more from RandyBlue.com

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Readers Cock time! Here we have a lovely penis, sent to me today - what else could I do, but share it with you.

We all love Instant Messaging, right? I know I do, and I have a handful of persistant little buggers who tap me up on a daily basis, in order to wank for me. They like to show me themselves getting hard. They like to stroke their stiff cocks until they cum, and they like to do whilst I watch.

I like to watch. Quite often, I’ll join in, and they’ll be watching me as I pretend to slip their throbbing member between my huge, heavy tits. I like to squirt some body lotion on my boobs and slowly rub it in, all the while, watching them jerk off. We all have hobbies.

So, if I am in the mood to have a good perve at some nice length of love-muscle, and yet I do not particularly want it to be the love-muscle of a known correspondant, I nip along to Im Live. ImLive.com have got seven million users. Not all of them, I am assured, are people who want to watch blokes wanking. Oh no! They have so much more for people to see… can’t see why, myself, but there we have it.

Of the things I do like, they have gay guys alone, straight guys alone, and what they call Gender Benders. Also available are girls alone (by the squillion), couples, threesomes… whatever floats your boat, really.

Here are a few cock pics I nabbed off the galleries of some of the chat-hosts.

All the above were from the Guys Alone (Gay) section, where I found more cock than on any other section, and you can access it HERE.

This pic is from Guys Alone (Straight) actually, the section is just Adult, but then you can go in and be more specific.

This is from the Gender Bender section

This one’s from the Fetish section but I could not find any men, there.
And these are some big tits. Believe it or not, from the Boobs category.

So, you see, whatever your preference, ImLive seems to have it all sewn up. I just like ‘em because of the cock shots. Go figure.

Big cocks, big loads. That’s the claim of Xtra Inches. Size matters, as we all know, here on MyPenisSite. For sure it does, because when I looked at Kurt, on www.XtraInches.com I saw a weasley young lad with bleached hair, nasty piercings and tattoos that look 100% home-made. Really not the sort of specimen that I want to keep at home in a cabinet, that’s the truth.

Mind you, he has got one damn fine cock on him! Otherwise, why ever would he be here? Well, he wouldn’t. He’s the kind of lad I really wouldn’t look twice at. Actually, I doubt if I would even look the once.

Yeah, alright, I’m a bitch. But you know that. Wanna see his dick, then? Here’s three little .mpg’s that are annoyingly ruined by some words printed over the screen - I expext they’re telling us to join the site - I wasn’t paying attention to them.

You have to admit, that’s a fair mound of meat the boy has there. Clicking on the following pic takes you to his gallery page, but all the other links, that are not to the .mpg’s I have just shared, seem to just take you back to he gallery page, which is odd. So I set off looking for more flattering pic’s of Kurt and found one. I really think it’s the tattoos that turn me off. I like well done tattoos. I think Kurts are nasty.

Here’s the link to his gallery page:

And here is a more flattering pic of Kurt, that will lead you to XtraInches.com

You know me, if there’s one thing I like more than cock, it’s a long-haired fella attached to the cock. So when I found this young man with surfer-locks, all tied up (the hair, not the fella) then I thought I’d better take a closer look.

Now in this first .mpg he is sittling on a couch flicking through a magazine. I assumed he was looking at porn, being as he’s 18 and is having a fumble under his shorts, but I think he could have been looking at anything. At 18, you can fumble in your shorts over anything, I’m told.

In the second .mpg the shorts are off and the incredibly long, straight cock is out. He’s saying something about putting on a video. He’s jacking-off.

Third .mpg and he’s standing, walking around, still jacking away, talking about rewinding a video, but there is football on the TV. Still he wanks. Trust me, it’s worth a look.

Oh, and I want him. Do you think I can get one like that on eBay, for Christmas?

Just in case you’re wondering, I found him HERE on GayDreamBoys.com

Firstly, my apologies for the reduction in service, these last few days. Remember I said that my favourite Swinging site had ceased to exist and that Reese and I were thinking of starting a new one, so that people did not lose their forum? Well we did, then the old site re-opened, and we are left with our site, not knowing whether we should keep it going or kill it off… well, we kept it going and although it’s only a beta-version at the moment, SwingFans.com is here and here to stay. We still need to do a lot to it, but the bare bones are there and as Admin for the site, I woud welcome you to pop in for a browse. (Don’t fret, it’s totally free.)

The reason I am telling you all this is two fold. Firstly, as I said, to let you know why MyPenisSite has not been updated on it’s usual frequent basis… I have been held up in being Admin for SwingFans and as soon as we are up and running there, normal service here will resume. Secondly, I posted a link there to the Readers Cocks gallery I posted here the other day. So if you are a reader who has sent me a cock shot, chances are it will have been seen by a few more people, this week.

OK, so what’s with the There’s Niche… title? Well, I was looking again at Anime. Remember how I got so turned on by it before? Well, I remember and I do keep returning to see what cartoon capers have been created to get me all hot under the collar and wet in the crotch.

Anime is, in itself, what is calld in the porn trade a Niche market. As are many things, like blow-jobs, hand-jobs and foot-jobs. As are things like big cocks and bukakke (getting what I used to know as a facial), and the myriad of things you can do, in the name of sexual gratification. Water-sports and Domination and High-heels and Balloons (yes, balloons. The things that you have at birthday parties) and Big Booobs, Small Boobs, Boob-jobs or Titty-wanks, the list, it seems is endless.

Anyhoo, combining any of these with Anime must be the simplist of things to do, as you do not have to persuade an unwilling model to do them, nor do you have to persuade a willing participant to be photographed. I have found, all in one place, a selection of the above and also something I had not really heard of before. Dendrophillia is, aparantly, the name used for having sex with plants. It’s true, dictionary meaning is the love of trees, but basically I have found a plant with a penis.

Yeah, I know it’s only a drawing, but it’s a drawing of a penis Goddamnit, so as such, it has a place on MyPenisSite.

Shall I stop waffling, now?

Click here for more from Anime Illustrated.

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