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If you ever find yourself shouting these words, and let’s face it, who doesn’t at some point, it may be best to check who you’re shouting them at.

If it’s Brad, from BlakeMason.com, just make sure that there is some nice comfy floor space available, first. Because Brad, from BlakeMason.com, can do just that! He stuffs his (not inconsiderable) cock up his own arse. I have it on authority, that this is not the easiest of things to do, simply because you get too much of a hard-on to accomplish it. I can see that this may be an issue, but personally, I have an issue with the phrase too much of a hard-on. You can see my misgivings, I am sure.

Anyhoo, I signed up to the site, just to see this particular movie and looking at these pics, I am sure you will agree with my decision. Brad (no-one in the UK is called Brad, by the way) has a very lovely, long penis. He also has a spotty bum, but then, none of us is perfect. Oh, and he seems to have damaged his right arm, as it is bandaged. Despite it being his right arm, as soon as he is done solo-ass-fucking, he gets a rock-hard stiffy and proceeds to jack-off the normal way.

Quite impressive, when he has just jizzed his own butt. The boy is (what we in swinging circles call) a quick-repeater.

And if you are a fan of the uncut cock, you’ll love Brad. In order to stuff his cock up his bum-hole, he has to do some serious manipulation, resulting in his fingers being rammed inside his foreskin, as he pops his knob in and out of himself. Also, when he is giving himself a hand-job, we can see his foreskin gliding back and forth on his shaft and over the head of his penis. If you are none too sure of wanking techniques for the uncircumsized, then this is the movie to see!

Click HERE for more from BlakeMason.com

We all have our little foibles and fancies. I’ll be honest with you, even though I do love the smell of laundry, I don’t quite like it as much as Joelle, on Randy Blue, appears to. I know I just blogged www.RandyBlue.com, in my last entry, but when I saw Joelle, I could not help but share him with you.

Joelle is dark skinned, with a tight, muscley body. He is in what seems to be his mum’s laundry room. As he strips off his clothing, for the wash, he begins to stroke his big penis.

Before long he is completely naked and completely hard. He stands there and jerks at his long love-length, with the white goods looking on, with their dark, empty eyes.

You can see a trailer of the video HERE, but each of the six pics, below, link to small .mpg videos, too.

If you go to www.RandyBlue.com and download the whole video, you can see Joelle cum. Not just once, but twice! Fantastic!

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Another lovely cock shot from a previous contributor. Come on chaps! Once you’ve seen your cock on here the once, you’ll not be able to stop sharing! Remember, your webmistress needs you(r cock)!

Alex is one remarkably hot guy. I had been going back and forth with him for months before I got a final answer about doing some work with me. Alex is a power lifter who had really not been that interested in doing this kind of work but soon, over time, I was able to convince him. Alex is a big boy. A big, powerful, sexy boy! You can tell he spends a lot of time at the gym and right now he is starting to get back into power lifting so I can only imagine him getting bigger and though I don’t see how, better! Alex loves sex as he has admitted to me on a couple of occasions when we could talk about him coming to work with us. He is a top and loves to plow ass. I love guys that look this good and are completely open to some man lovin! When Alex first arrived he was immediately put to work at an event. Keep in mind it was his first night here. Alex was introduced to Reese, Chris and Braden and before you knew it they were all up on stage showing the crowd a good time. A hand here, some lips there, it was easy to see that the guys felt completely comfortable with him and there was some really hot energy going on. Alex doesn’t disappoint when it comes to a solo performance either. He put his all into doing a great job and if his muscular beefy frame doesn’t make you take notice then maybe that huge piece of meat between his legs will. This boy is hung and I am guessing that he knows how to use it……seriously! I hope you enjoy Alex cause I see a lot of work in his future. The boy is pretty damn hot!

Where do I steal these words from? Why… from Randy Blue, natch! If you’ve had a blue Christmas, here’s something from them to warm the cockles of your heart. When I say heart, I mean loins.

Click here for more from www.RandyBlue.com

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I received these Readers Cock shots after the reader concerned saw Reese and my plight with regard to getting Christmassy photos, for our respective blogs. The first pic came attached to the comment “Festive enough for you?” and is a beautiful, hi-res photo.

The others are taken by camers-phone, but are still beautiful pictures of a beautiful cock!

Christmas Time For My Penis - The Vandals

I see you’ve been feeling down
When I needed you, you’ve been around
So this year I’ve a Christmas surprise
that will make your spirits rise…

I think back on the times, when you’ve always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me.

I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
and I won’t forget you this year..
It’s Christmas time for my penis.

I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man

I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
And I’m going to give you the joy
that you’ve earned this year pal…
It’s Christmas time for my penis.

I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
It’s Christmas time for my penis.

I know you’ve been feeling down,
all pent up its so hard to breathe
Don’t fret this Christmas-
you’ll get the attention you need

I love you so much that it’s hard,
to repay you for all the good times
we’ll get whores and pornography-
your special holiday, pal…
It’s Christmas time for my penis

This song is available on iTunes!

…or whatever mid-winter festival you celebrate/ignore/love/detest… and I really had the worst of luck in finding a festive photo-shoot, to share with you all.

The other side of porn, you know, the one with all the girls, generally has an abundance of seasonal shoots, but Reese tells me that he has been hard-pressed to find any naked women with Santa hats on, even.

So, for my gift to you, is a little something I call “my husband”. I give you Reese…

And my favourite photo of me and him, which I have probably shared with you, before…

Don’t worry, it gets better… Just when you were thinking “How self indulgant was that?” I have Readers Cock shots from someone who comments on MyPenisSite quite often. Yes, it’s yours and my favourite Reader, it’s… Big Fat Lion. Now looking at these pics, I think he should be called Huge Fat Cock!

There is quite the selection of wierdness, to be found in the Hantai and Anime world, as everyone should know by now. Of course, I just want to look at the penis pics. I found quite a few on Toon Gay Club… and quite the selection of wierdness, yet again.

There are men in stockings; in high heels; getting fisted; getting rammed with a bicycle pump; in a corset; with tits; shemales in bondage clothing; sucking off an alien; bent over backwards whilst penises fly through the sky at them*… a deluge of drawings of dongs awaits us, as each of these pics had a well drawn dong to dally over.
*Think of the rooftop scenes in The Matrix.

Now I know I need help. Yet again the hand-drawn has brought me to be a soggy mess. My closest real-life cock is asleep next to me, and my kids are awake. It’s just not fair. It’s for the best that we can access the net at our leisure, innit?

I’ll be logging on to www.ToonGayClub.com later.

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In the meantime, here are some Readers Cock pics, just to remind us what a real one looks like! Thanks for these and keep sending them in, boys!

Don’t you just love it when you find a new site to ogle? StrokeThatDick.com is just what we like best, here on MyPenisSite. Hmm, I may have previously said that other sites are “just what we like best”, but with a name like Stroke That Dick, however could we not like it?

Along with classy, solo photoshoots of men getting their kit off, vaguely sleazy .mpg’s or .wmv’s of men having one off the wrist must be my top two loves, of all that is on offer from t’internet.

Stroke That Dick holds no mysteries… they say All studs. All straight. All amateur. All stroking their dick. And there we have it. The chap I have selected today starts off having a gentle tug at his todger, but is soon whacking away, as the porn he is watching becomes more vociferous. You know, you can hear that girl faking an orgasm almost as if she was faking it right next to you. Just glad we don’t have to see it! Still, it seems to do the trick for this lad.

Of course, you could watch these with the sound off, and just enjoy an attractive young man, stroking his long hard cock. That’s what I did the second (third, etc) time of watching.

Click here for more from StrokeThatDick.com

I have it under authority that wrestling is a bit of a euphamism for generally getting to have a fumble with another guy. Like, if your mum shouts up the stairs to you when you’re a nipper… “What are you boys doing up there?” “Playing wrestling, mum!” Quite often, this is genuinely what the game may have started off as, or still is, in the eye of one participant of the game.

However, wrestling can suddenly become erotic in the opinion of one, if not all, of the participants. Young lads do not get the chance to man-handle other young lads. They do not have the propensity to just have a hug, like young girls do.

So, it does not surprise me that someone has picked up on the idea and given us a Wrestling Team to ogle. The someone is Stud Port. The wrestling team is hunky and hung… there is no pretence as to what they’re doing, though.

These three boys are not pretending to wrestle. One is kneeling between the two others. The kneeling man is, as it happens, wrestling with the rock-hard cocks of the standing pair. He alternately sucks then strokes the throbbing dongs. Using his mouth on one guy, then the other. Jerking the cock that is not in his gob. Thing is, the two recipient rods are so hard, that they are proving hard to handle - boinging just out of reach, every now and then. So not only is he not getting any action on his own (unseen) member, he is having problems with what is staring him in the face.

Here are four small .wmv files of the Wrestling Team, for you to enjoy.

The above selection is brought to you by…

Click here for more from www.StudPort.com

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A fantastic Readers Cock today, with some really inventive photography. Superb shots of a superb cock!

He’s not an amateur husband. That’s silly. It’s just I was having a perve at For The Girls and I find that they have a section for amateur photo shoots.

I have chosen for today a chap called Steve. He’s 36 and has quite the impressive looking, uncut cock. Granted we only get to see it flaccid, but I would really like to see him hard. I can only imagine how big he gets!

Steve says, of this photo shoot:

“My wife took these pics of me along the trail where we like to go for a run. It was quite hilarious as every time we heard someone coming I had to run into the bushes.
Luckily we didn’t get caught. I would hate to have been arrested as a flasher!!”

Thank you for sharing, Steve’s wife!

I do like to find something different. This chick with a dick, from Only Tgirls, is certainly that.

Starting off in a nice, pink, summer frock and what must be the biggest pair of satin stilettoes ever, and stripping down for us, here we have Andressa.

It’s not a huge cock, but I guess that’s an artificial-hormone related issue. I am told that a lot of pre-op trans-sexuals use the Adult industry to pay for their treatment. I say fair enough to that. It means we get to look at cock in a frock. Huzzarr!

Click here for more from www.OnlyTgirls.com - worth it, just to see the cock on this page!