My Penis Site

Not wanting to disprove generations of primary school teachers, or anything, but two does go into one.

I realize this just goes to confirm my established role as a bit of an old bucket cunt, but if there is one thing I’m partial to it’s double penetration (DP).

If you know me & Reese at all, you’ll know that we’re not into anal sex. In any way. So whyever would I profess to like DP? That’s simple! I like DVP. Double Vaginal Penetration. ie: I like two hot hard cocks stuffed into my pussy at once. Feeling the two cocks fill me up like nothing before. I am told that it’s rather good to feel your cock sliding against someone else’s, when inside a twat, too.

We meet men via sites like SwingFans.com and get them to come visit. After plying them with alcohol (but not enough to render them incapable) we’ll take them to bed.

Generally speaking, I’ll be straddling the victim Cowgirl stylee and then Reese will slip in next to him, from behind. In order for this to work, the other man has to ideally be about the same size as Reese. This can prove troublesome, in the finding them stakes. We get photos sent from the men, natch, but it is not always easy to tell quite how big they are from a pic. I do have to giggle at the ones that send me pics of themselves against a ruler, though.

Oh, we have tried with different sizes. Any smaller and they just slip out. Longer works, but we have had a cock so wide that Reese couldn’t get in alongside. This had never happened before and never happened since. Other problems include our ‘third party’ not being able to sustain erection when in the situation. Some guys think they’ll like the idea, but when it comes down to it, being in such intimate proximity to another guy with his hard cock out just does not float their boat.

So now we contact our prospects and try to have good, long IM conversations with them to make sure they understand what is involved. Quite a lot of guys who reply to Couples Ads, in the Swinging scene, think they’re just gonna get to fuck the Mrs. I know some couples who do do this, but if they actually read the words in an ad, they’ll soon see what is required.

Anyhoo… here are some pics of lucky girls who have hold of TWO cocks at once. Most sites that show DP do seem to have mainly non DVP shots, in fact, I could only find one DVP pic HERE. But there is lots of cock. Girls getting Spit Roast, for example.

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I am sure we have pics of me doing some double dong stuff. Will have to ask Reese if he can find them.

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Readers Cocks!

Today we have a lovely penis from a man who doubles as a hatstand. Thank you for your pics, medearie. I was mentioned on MyBoobSite.com where Reese kindly reminded people of my Readers Cocks quest. However, I only got ONE person send me pics. And here they are.

As I have been a bit mean on the ol’ cock shots of late (sulking, coz you are not sending me enough Readers Cocks, see?) I thought I’d send out a reminder of The World’s Best Amateur Nude Community, where you can see squillions of fab penis photos, hundreds of hard cocks and millions of massive members. I’m talking about NewbieNudes.com, of course!

It’s FREE to join, but you can upgrade your membership to get extras, if you wish. You can publish your own photos there or, do what I do and just browse the galleries to find what you like. Trust me, what you like will be there!

And you know what? I am not on commission from them or anything, I just really like them! Go on, have a look! Just click HERE.

What’s all this about then?

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Hmm. Here’s Mr. Limpy, from the makers of the Fleshlight. I think I might get one to stuff down my trousers, just so I can whip out my wedding tackle, at inappropriate moments. Like weddings, christenings and funerals.

Of course, I’d like the biggest size, but if I am gonna pretend that it’s real, maybe I should be sensible and go for the next size down. Hmm… it’s a dilemma.

You do know Fleshlight, right? It is, apparently, the number one selling male sex unit, in the world. So I am guessing a fair few of you might own one, or know someone that does.

As I was talking about yesterday, this is one of the things you can stuff your willy into, instead of having one off the wrist in the traditional way.

They make them with just a generic hole, a mouth, a fanny (UK definition, AKA a vagina) or a bum-hole. Super.

This vid shows us a rather lovely looking chap, using the Fleshlight. He’s hung and he’s hard and he’s about to jack off.

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It’s pretty damn easy for us women to masturbate. Let’s be honest, there is a plethora of devices that one can ram up ones cunt or press against ones clit, all in the name of sexual gratification.However, for men things are not so easy. There is, these days, a selection of goods with orifices to pump your penis into, however.

I have recently found one that is described as a sex toy. The “Ultimate Sex Toy” to be exact but actually it is an enlargement device.

The blurb also says it’s the “most powerful hydro penis developer in the world” and it “gives full length suction development”.

Sounds like a blow-job machine, to me! Which can only be a good thing. There is a little video, with cock shots, showing someone using the device here. Click the pic to see.

HERE’s more info.

Should you wish to try this out, and if I had a penis, I sure as hell would want a go with one of these, then have a look in my new shopping* area HERE.

To me this is a far nicer way of getting your rocks off than using something like this Cock and Anus.

Each to their own, but this “Ultra Realistic Male Cock and Anus” may be “An ingenious combination of science and crafstmanship” but is just not appealing to me. Again, maybe because I do not have a penis. The cock bit looks nice though, with a 6″ length and a 5″ girth, I do have better at home (attached to my hubby) but then, I am a lucky bitch.

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Go on, do yourself a favour and have a look at the shop. It’s where I always buy my poppers Aromas. Ok, you’d be doing me more of a favour, I guess, but I would NEVER put my sites name to anything I do not appreciate myself. Believe me, I appreciate these guys.

Just have a look at these two tattooed lads, playing around and showing us their hot hardness.

They’re amateurs, but with their matching tattoos and lovely, long, hard cocks, I’d pay them, any day!!

TBH one of them looks like he’s been given Rohypnol. But I’ll pretend I didn’t say that, as it would be wrong to take advantage, wouldn’t it.

Wouldn’t it?

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Here’s what RandyBlue have to say about their latest hunk, Gabriel:

Gabriel is the hottest Russian import since Vodka. He is now a Go-Go Boy in the states, the job seems to have taught him how to show off. He really knows how to move his body causing your jaw to drop every-time. He is VERY personable and friendly; a real go-getter. He jumped at the chance when one of my assistants approached him at the club where he danced. His smile and… well, and ASS stood out from the rest of the dancers. Along with his sexy accent the one thing I really liked about Gabriel was his personality- the boy is smart. He knows what he likes and wants and he goes for it. He really worked my camera- it was like he needed my viewers to crave and desire him. But, I don’t think he needs to worry about that. Just look at him! When jacking off for me and for you, I think he was really, honestly just enjoying himself- I could have left the room and come back later and he would have never noticed but, we all know I would have never of done that. My eyes were fixated every moment on his body, his cock, and every pelvic thrust he made with his hand firmly gripped around his thick rod. I am sure you guys will enjoy all that this import has to offer as much as I did. Enjoy guys!

Now, I know that only yesterday I was saying how this is not MyFaceSite but look ay the eyes on Gabriel! He is deffo not a paper-bag-job. In fact, I think looking into those eyes, at the right moment, might be all it would take to have me cum. And, very possibly, cum again.

That’s a fair ol’ cock on the Russian, too. He certainly likes to beat that meat and I can’t blame him. If I were there, I’d have my hands on that dick quicker than you could… who am I kidding?! It’d be in my mouth in a moment!

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He may be a paper-bag-job, IMHO, but this is one beautiful cock!

This is not a man who I want to look at, from the neck up. Sorry, but there it is. This is, after all, MyPenisSite and not MyFaceSite.

However, this is one of the most beautiful, big cocks I think I have ever seen. And let’s be honest, I’ve seen a lot of cock.

He’s long, smooth and uncut. In this photo-shoot his cock is so hard, the only way you can tell he’s not circumcised is the lack of tell tale lemur-tail rings on his vast shaft.

You know the ones I mean? Well, I am gonna say, as my husband had no idea what these dark bands on his cut cock were. No really. He thought they were masturbation scars! He figured it was because of his incessant wanking, that he had a two-tone cock. I had to explain that in the intact, caucasian male, the foreskin is generally the darkest skin on the body. Therefore, when you are circumcised, there is still a bit of residual dark skin left on the shaft.

OK, well this guy today has no such mark. He is as smooth and sleek as a smooth, sleek thing on smooth, sleek day.

Just reminded myself… Dustin Hoffman was on telly, last night, on Graham Norton’s Bigger Picture (BBC TV) and was talking about his grandson not being circumcised. He asked the parents why and they said that circumcision makes you less sensitive (which we know to be true, but seeing as the majority of males were circumcised, de-rigeur, until quite recently in the US, this tended to be looked over). {Bizarre, really, being as that is one of the main reasons that religious circumcision has been done for millennia} Anyhoo… Dustin says “But… if I was any more sensitive… I’d have a heart attack!”

Yet again, I find myself digressing, so on with the cock, eh?

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