Archive for September, 2006

Hairy.

Saturday, September 30th, 2006

Scott is a hairy man.

He seems to be having a thing with his hard-hat. Each to their own, eh?

He has a super cock, he’s toned and cute. But, oh! What a hairy chest.

You know, I’m not fond of the hirsute. I, for example, remove every hair on my body, that grows anywhere below my eyebrows. I like my men smooth, too. It has to be done that day though, if there’s any chance of rubbing flesh with me.

Stubble can be abrasive.

However, looking at our Scott, here, I actually could imagine tangling my fingers in that chest hair, just as long as I could be sat on his hard cock, whilst I did it. You think he’d leave his hat on?

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Scott - MasturbationPage.com

There’s some pretty tasty looking cock on The Masturbation Page.  I think we’ll be looking there again soon!

Pre-cum.

Friday, September 29th, 2006

We all know what that’s all about, don’t we? Yeah, pre-cum. Wikipedia says:

Pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid or Cowper’s fluid, and colloquially as precum) is the clear fluid that is issued from a man’s penis when he is sexually aroused. The fluid is usually secreted by Cowper’s glands during masturbation, foreplay or at an early stage during sex, some time before the man reaches orgasm and semen is ejaculated.

Why?

Pre-ejaculatory fluid prepares the urethra for the passage of semen by neutralizing acidity due to any residual urine. It also lubricates the movement of the penis in the vagina and the foreskin over the glans. The amount of fluid that the human male can issue varies widely between individuals, from imperceptible amounts to a copious flow.

Ahhh, so I have been wrong all these years in thinking it was there as a pre-fellatio appetizer.

Either way, here is Sam, who has a nice amount of pre-cum. He gives it a squeeze and there we are. Very lickable, IMHO.

Sam on dickShow.com - movie

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Sam on DickShow.com

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Nasty.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

I get perplexed when I see porn sites described as nasty. When I go and look at them, they are not what I would call nasty. I mean, there is no-one playing with poo or physically hurting another without consent, no pedophillia, bestiality or incest… all these things I would call nasty. Very nasty indeed. So I am glad these things are not there. It’s just, pretty much every site these days describes one or more of it’s models and/or photo shoots as nasty.

The Oxford English Dictionary gives us this definition:

nasty
• adjective (nastier, nastiest) 1 unpleasant, disgusting, or repugnant. 2 spiteful, violent, or bad-tempered. 3 likely to cause or having caused harm; dangerous or serious: a nasty bang on the head.

The (more American) Dictionary.com has the following:

nasty  ˈnæsti/ [nas-tee] adjective, -ti‧er, -ti‧est, noun, plural -ties.
–adjective
1. physically filthy; disgustingly unclean: a nasty pigsty of a room.
2. offensive to taste or smell; nauseating.
3. offensive; objectionable: a nasty habit.
4. vicious, spiteful, or ugly: a nasty dog; a nasty rumor.
5. bad or hard to deal with, encounter, undergo, etc.; dangerous; serious: a nasty cut; a nasty accident.
6. very unpleasant or disagreeable: nasty weather.
7. morally filthy; obscene; indecent: a nasty word.
8. Slang. formidable: The young pitcher has a good fast ball and a nasty curve.
–noun
9. Informal. a nasty person or thing.

Nothing I can imagine to be pertaining to the pretty young things we like to look at, there. But then they also have:

—Synonyms 1. dirty, foul, loathsome. 2. sickening, repulsive, repellent. 6 stormy, inclement. 7. smutty, pornographic.

That’s it!! Nasty = Pornographic! Kewel, I am happy with that… so here, from my ol’ chums IstanBoys.com, is a Nasty Boy called Baba. Baba likes to get his cock out and it must be one of the only pic sets I have seen where there is cock in 14 of the 16 pics! That’s a whopping 87.5% Love it.

Baba on IstanBoys.com Baba on IstanBoys.com Baba on IstanBoys.com

Baba on IstanBoys.com
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That’s a mighty fine piercing, don’tcha think? Unless yours is better. You know what I’m gonna say… send me the pics!!

What I like and What I Don’t Like.

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

This is going to be very difficult for me to write. For some of you, it may be very difficult to read.
As you may have noticed, I like to look at cock. Black boners, white willies, the beef-bayonet of a bear, the tender todger of a twink. I like to peek at the penis. I like to revel at the ramrod. You getting my drift, yet?

Here’s the rub. I get to see butts being fucked, bukkake, tit fucks, skull-fucking… all manor of stuff that does not particularly interest me.

As a woman, there are things I like to do and things I don’t like to do. I particularly am not fond of anal sex. There, I’ve said it. Thankfully for me, nor is my husband, Reese. However, we do both like to suck cock. We are particularly keen on vaginal double-penetration. And a hand job is never as good as man on man, I am reliably informed - so I like to pay attention to what’s going on, in that situation.

So, unless I am looking at ForTheGirls.com, for example, I look at gay porn, as then I do not have to tolerate women pretending to enjoy harsh attention from ugly men. TBH though, I sometimes feel I may be alienating some of you, my readers, who I know are not gay men. And to those guys I say “It’s OK to look at cock.” Damn it, if you want to go a little further than just looking, but are afraid it might make you gay… don’t be so damn silly.

My advice? Send me your cock pics and email me about yourself. Reese and I are always on the lookout for new flesh!!

Now, you see, I feel I may have alienated those of you that are gay men. Sheesh! You are smart enough to not take it personally, aren’t you? I mean, anyone who likes cock is OK by me. Show us what you’ve got. Show us what your fella’s got. Send me your cock pics!

Fuck me… now I feel bad about my female readers! Girls… just go look at the pictures. Understand my insecurities and tell me everything is gonna be OK. Sending me a pic of your fellas cock might help me feel better.

Here’s a nice shoot I found from 6BuckGay.com. They have some great solo pic sets showing us what we want - good, big hard cock. Shall I stop waffling and get on with the penis, already? Okaaaaay. :)

NowThat'sACock! from 6BuckGay.com
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NowThat'sACock! from 6BuckGay.com NowThat'sACock! from 6BuckGay.com NowThat'sACock! from 6BuckGay.com

I like this guy. Does it show? Click on one of the big pics, or here, to get more from 6BuckGay.com

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As I seem to have spent most of todays blog soliciting pics for my Readers Cock selection, just a reminder that there’s a link at the top right-hand corner of this page, for you to email me. G’wan, g’wan, g’wan.

He’s Hot, Hard, and Ready to Lick Your Clit…

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

…Well, if you have a clit, anyways. If you don’t, then indulge me a while. I have, of course, featured guys from For The Girls before. The gallery I found today reminds me why I like them and prompts me to ask why I don’t ‘use’ them more for my own personal needs.

For The Girls is a quality women’s erotica site that combines a huge selection of sexy photos chosen just for women with an entire online magazine. So you get thousands of pics of naked men, couples photos that will appeal to women, male strippers, hardcore movies, and exclusive erotic fiction combined with fascinating articles, columns, sex advice, humor and lots more. It’s all you’ll ever need and it’s all in one place.

Well, that’s what they say, and I don’t like generalizations myself, but quite rightly they also say:

Are you getting enough? I’m talking about good quality cunnilingus! And not just in your bed, but in your porn. Fact is, you’re probably sick of all that porn for men, all those blowjobs and cumshots and facials, all that male fantasy.

Ok, here’s the cock of the day, check out Mad About Men from For The Girls.

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MadAboutMen ForTheGirls.com

To check out Porn for Women, CLICK HERE to see ForTheGirls.com

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Today’s Readers Cock is sent to us by James.  I could spend some time with this one, believe you me!  Thank you, James.

Readers Cock - James

Looking at the Wrong Bit.

Monday, September 25th, 2006

I have been known, when watching porn movies, or browsing for filth on the ‘net, to notice the wrong thing. When checking out the photo ads, on my favourite swingers site for example, I have pointed out that someone has the same wardrobe as we do at home. But I’m not alone, we have been asked to clarify the type of Mac we use, from people looking at our ad. (Usual response: ‘Which one?’)

I know women who, when watching a dirty movie with their fella, will point out: spots on bums; chipped fingernails; genital warts (!) and lovely shoes. I guess we all look for, and at, different things.

In the fabulous Queer as Folk (the Manchester based UK original, not the long running, tedious, soap-opera-esque US version) the character Stuart had a stereotypically gay flat. All exposed brickwork and stainless steel. I was reminded of this today when I found the no-name below. (I’ll call him Stu).

Stu is wearing a bizarre underpants/braces thing that his huge cock is straining out the top of. He unleashes the beast quite soon, though, and has a damn good go at autofellatio. (Something I have seen done with far more success, much closer to home).

Just look at the decor though!

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AllMales.com

All this and more from AllMales.com who profess to having the hottest straight males on the net. With that decor? Whatever!

Cowboys…

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

Cowboys… dontcha love ‘em?

Boots, jeans, chaps, lumberjack shirts, hats… strong and fit, wild and free… but we’d have to go to the back of beyond to find one, wouldn’t we?

Well, yes we would. However, if you’re willing to imagine that all that is required to make a cowboy is the aforementioned clothing and a good, big, stiffy then you have to look no further than a site I found today.

Here we have the studs in the flesh! Stripping from their rugged, outdoorsy clothing, leaving them in the raw.

I’ll be returning to these men again and again, as they really are my kinda thing. I mean, really it is.

Here, for example, is Will West. A great strapping bear of a man…

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Will West on BarebumMountain.com
For more from BareBumMountain.com (yes, really) CLICK HERE.

Tattooed Twink

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

OK, that sounds a bit rare to me, does tattooed twink. For starters, you have to be 18 to get tattooed. This chap’s biog says he “just turned 18″ and it looks to me like that tatt has been there a while. Does it matter? NAH!!

Damian, for it is he, is the kind of boy I wouldn’t mind my son, or daughter, bringing home. Because I would go into serious Mrs Robinson mode and have the little bugger.

He is so cute and yet you just know that behind that innocence, there is a dirty little bastard, just waiting to emerge.

This sample video kinda says it all. There is our Damian, having a relaxed wank when out of no-where this other hand arrives. Sweeet vid - go see.

Damian on DickShow.com

What a lovely looking chap he is. What a lovely looking cock! Wanna see some more?

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Damian on DickShow.com

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Someone Else’s Penis?

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Here is a harrowing news story from ChinaDaily.com, which I found yesterday. I’m just gonna quote it. I don’t think it requires any more input, from me.

Man rejects first penis transplant

Chinese surgeons have performed the world’s first penis transplant on a man whose organ was damaged beyond repair in an accident this year.

The incident left the man with a 1cm-long stump with which he was unable to urinate or have sexual intercourse. “His quality of life was affected severely,” said Dr Weilie Hu, a surgeon at Guangzhou General Hospital.

Doctors spent 15 hours attaching a 10cm penis to the 44-year-old patient after the parents of a brain-dead man half his age agreed to donate their son’s organ.

The procedure, described in a case study due to appear in the journal European Urology next month, represents a big leap forward in transplant surgery; it required complex microsurgery to connect nerves and tiny blood vessels.

The surgical team claims the operation was a success. After 10 days, tests revealed the organ had a rich blood supply and the man was able to urinate normally.

Doctors have previously succeeded in reuniting men with their sexual organs after traumatic accidents or attacks, but the Guangzhou operation is the first in which a donor penis has successfully been attached to another man.

Although the operation was a surgical success, surgeons said they had to remove the penis two weeks later. “Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off,” Dr Hu said. An examination of the organ showed no signs of it being rejected by the body.

Clearly, in the Chinese case the failure at a very early stage was first psychological. It involved the recipient’s wife and raised many questions.

Andrew George, a transplant expert at Imperial College, London, said: “Doing a penis transplant should be no more complex than anything else. But it takes time for nerve sensations to kick in and it’s not clear whether the patient would ever be able to have sex with it. The question is whether it’s right to be doing a transplant for what may be seen as cosmetic reasons.”

OK, so maybe I will comment. “Cosmetic Reasons”?!? The man has no cock! Needless to say, the whole thought of having someone elses external organs attached to your body is traumatic enough, but this guy has basically lost two penises!

Care for your cock, my boys… it is precious!

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In order to help us recover from that harrowing tale, I have a nice Readers Cock gallery for you. Today’s submitter is from the UK and is, according to the man himself, “a good 7.5″ with a very thick girth”. I have had a damn good look, and I think he’s right.

All shaved and shiny, here he is!
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ReadersCock ReadersCock ReadersCock

Don’t forget, you can e-mail me your cock pics, too. There’s a link at the top right-hand corner of this page. How horny would that be? Well, very, for me!

Clever Cock.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

I was having a porn-break the other day (by which I mean I took a little time out from looking at porn, to do something else) and meandered on over to the Large Penis Support Group. The discussion I encountered was quite engaging and I was there some time. Unfortunately, I was intreagued by the topic and thus found myself surfing for porn, again, all in the name of helping out the boys on LPSG.

Someone was wondering if anyone knew of video footage of a cock going from flaccid to fully erect with no manual assistance. Actually, with no physical assistance at all. A non-contact schwiiing moment, captured on vid. This appears to be quite elusive - and one chap posted the following vid and asked if that was what was required. As the vid is actually footage of someone ejaculating, with no physical assistance, the answer was “no” but the vid does make for interesting viewing!

You’re gonna have to trust me on this, as I haven’t been able to make a still photo from this .wmv file, all you have is this text link. Go see… you’ll be impressed, I was. CleverCockVid Now, go watch it again! :D

If you know of anything that might fit the request of the LPSG member, then why don’t you drop by and pass it on, or you could let me know here, and I’ll pass it on. If you do go to LPSG.org, look out for VixPix - that’ll be me.

So, whilst browsing, I found this photo shoot of a guy. He does the full strip, but is very, very slow in getting his dick out. When he does finally get there, he hasn’t even got wood. At one point, the photographer directs him (I guess) to get face down on the couch, and he presents his ass in a way I assume the ‘tog wanted, but only when he flips back over do we see that he’s got one on. The lad has grown a bone from pressing it against the upholstery. How bizarre.

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Lisandro from StudPort.com

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Ah, penises from around the world, stand up and be counted! Today, we have Canadian cock. Looks uncut, shiny and ready for a good suck, to me…

ReadersCock