My Penis Site

You know, that must be the thing I am asked most often. Be it on forums like LPSG or SwingSwing, or via instant messenger, email or even DAT DAT DARRRR just to my face, in real life.

“So, what’s the biggest cock you’ve ever had?” is the one question I can rely on.

Truth of the matter is, I never measured it, but I do remember it. Oh yes.

It would have been 1988, I think, and I was single and cute and as rampant as any similarly aged young man. Possibly more so.

Having lived and worked in pubs and bars since my parents took up the trade, when I was eleven, I got to hear a lot of man-talk. Most of which, I decided, was bullshit. These men never talked about real-life situations, like women do. They verbalize their fantasies, as if they were relating actual occurrences. How bizarre.

I hadn’t quite worked this out, the night in 1988 when I decided to act on something I had heard, numerous times, over the years…

“Wouldn’t it be refreshing if a woman just came up and said ‘I quite fancy you, lets go home and fuck!’”

So, I pick a candidate - sitting with his friends, he was blonde with a fair set of cheekbones and a good square jaw - he’s my man. I go strutting over and sit down and ask him the question that I had heard so many men wish for. His reply?

“I don’t go with prostitutes”

Picking my jaw up from the floor, I tell him that I am neither a whore, nor am I drunk (his next rationalization of my behavior) and finally he believes me. He keeps telling me how he is not into one-night-stands and I lie and tell him that I would never do such a thing.

Finally, I get him back to his place - a tiny bed-sit, not far from the club we were in. When he eventually stops talking and gets naked, on his back, I am astonished to see this cock, sticking up into the air like a blooming scaffold. The boy must be the size of my forearm!

Well, after all my persuasion to get to this moment, it would have been rude not to, right? Despite my being gagging for it and therefore wet to the knees, it took some time to mount, I can tell ya. Sloppy seconds was easier, natch, and when I snuck off a few hours later, I was feeling quite pleased with myself.

But, all those years ago, it did not cross my mind to measure - and to be honest, I find the measuring thing quite odd - so I think I have to say, in response to the question “What’s the biggest” I should answer that he measured at least a Cubit!

Did you know that I get sent photos of penises next to rulers, tape measures, bananas (yes, really) all manner of chaps send me all manner of cock shots. Lovely. No such thing as too much, is there? Thing is, I really don’t think they want me to publish them on t’internet, do they?

I could set up a page where my boys could show off their meat treats to everyone, I suppose. What do you think? A MyPenisSite gallery: Readers Cocks - The real men’s real cock page - anonymous and unleashed - My cock for the Cock Lovers…

Oooh, I like the last one! I could request that guys make signs, or write on their penis for me, just like the girls do on the titty sites. Oooh, I’ve gone all a-quivver!

Ahh, what the hell… here’s a few samples of cock pics I have recently received:

What can I say? I’ve been away. Whereas my fellow porn blogger Reese manages to blog whilst away (and what a wicked time we had), I am not so proficient.
So, what have I brought you, as an apology for my absence? Big cock, of course!!

Here’s Tommy. Apparently, he is a porn star. Mind you, some people think I am a porn star, so I guess it’s not a specifically defined job discription. Unless, of course, “buxom British blonde” equates to that. It’s not cock, but you can decide for yourself if you’re desperate, by clicking here.

But I digress. Tommy DeLuca does have a very nice penis. It’s not very often you find one like this. He looks, to me, like a regular guy who just happens to have a lovely penis. To be honest, his penis reminds me, very much, of the penis of my first boyfriend… maybe that’s why I like it.

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