My Penis Site

Oh, lookie!

If you’re an exhibitionist, or if you’re just a bit of a perv, like me, then you might already be aware of LikeMyNudePhoto.com

Like My Nude Photo is a free site, where people submit - yes - nude pics of themelves to be rated by us, the great unwashed.

It might sound a bit crass, but I can assure you, it takes hours before you can break away.

There is the obligatory odd pic or two of semi-naked women, but I was surprised just how many fabulous cock pics there were to be seen. Then I saw that there is a bit where you can select “men only”. Fabulous! If you wondered why there have been no posts for me in a few days, well now you know!!

I found this selection, to share with you.

Soft and small, I am guessing this guy is a grower, not a shower. Nice tattoo & metalwork, though.

This chap, with the dewy dong, is quite sizeable but I am concerned by his slightly, um… crusty appearance.

Ah, now… I am enamoured by this pork-sword! It’s a jaw-breaking, hole-stretching, meaty treat. One problem… he should take his socks off!!

I have, just for a change, been thinking about penises all day.

It began when I opened an email to find a lovely photograph of a good length of beef-bayonet, complete with a nice, smooth, shaved shaft and a good tight set of similarly shaven balls.

Ah… what to do? I remembered a lad I had seen pics of before, called Zeren. He’d help!

Zeren is a fresh-faced Istan Boy, who really tickels my fancy.

I think he would benefit from a lesson from a MILF, like me.

That’s one hell of a cock, and looking again, at these pics, makes me forget all about what I was wanting to discuss about the differences in the shaved cock and the unshorn dick.

Ah well. Another day.

I mean that is one damn fine, monster-cock!

I have been complaining, a lot, about the inequality of porn. If you are so inclined, it is the easiest thing in the world to find pics of women. Nice galleries that show just the one girl, slowly revealing all.

Could I find similar sites that will satisfy my need for cock? Not on your nelly.

Then a friend pointed me towards For The Girls, and I was there a wee while, I can tell you.

ForTheGirls.com tell us to “Close your eyes and indulge your fantasies!
Gorgeous men with huge cocks await your pleasure.
Hunky male strippers, sexy centerfolds, cheeky amateurs. Enjoy decadent orgies, lusty encounters, romantic liaisons, hardcore fucking….. Give yourself over to the wonderland of your sensual imagination…”

Let me show you a few reasons why I agree with their blurb:

I told you we’d be coming back to the size thing, and just look at what I found!

To me, this is hilarious, just for what it is.

Especially, as at no point does it use the word small.

I’d love to know if anyone does print this out and use it, as described at the bottom of the diagram… please feel free to share your results!

I called this “The Matter of Size (Part 1)” as I am pretty damn sure we’ll return to this issue many a time.

Size matters. We all know it. I have heard men say about boobs that “more than a handful is a waste”. You know what I say to that? Bollocks!! There is no such thing as too much of a good thing. That is how I feel about cock, too. It’s what you do with it? Is it heck as like!

As a bit of a bedroom tyrant, a chap has little say over what he does with his ‘old chap’. In fact, I am kinda known for my tactic of demanding “shut up, get on your back, and stay still!” But then, I am a cock whore and I like it that way.

Even if your penis is not of gargantuan proportions, there are still things I can find to do with it, but, and here I know I may be slated for my honesty, the bigger the better, in my twat opinion.

I guess it’s an aesthetic thing, really. I like the look of a big, hard, cock. It’s like an invitation. Some women say “How can I possibly sleep, when I know there’s a cream cake in the fridge?” Well… I want that cream horn, and I am not talking bakery products.

When my hubby, Reese, and I were adventuring in Amsterdam, a year or two ago, we had a little dalliance with a bloke we met over there. Reese was so impressed with himself as he had, for the first time, managed to get his mouth to totally encompass the other guy’s cock.

“I did deep throat!” he proudly exclaimed, after the event. “No, you didn’t, dear,” I explained, “you could have swallowed that up in your belly button”. It may have been harsh, but it was true.

We have, since then, had many a cock, with differing proportions. It is something we discuss, of course. Mr A is a bit of an idiot, but has a nice cock. Mr B is a wonderful, funny guy but has a nob like an acorn. Why does this seem to be the norm?

I have a theory.

Like very pretty girls, men with lovely cocks do not have to try to be anything other than… men with lovely cocks. OK, there are exceptions, and I, for one, will keep trying to find these men. If, on the way, I have to endure the idiots… eh, at least I’ve had some nice cock. I’ll survive.

Here we are then, My Penis Site is born.I’d first like to point out that this is my site, not my penis. As I actually don’t have one of my own.

I do, however, have shared custody over this one:

Which, I trust you agree, is a fine specimen. It belongs to Reese who you may know from such sites as My Boob Site and My BBW Site.

So, seeing as he spends his time looking at huge tits and living his dreams of big boobs and big, beautiful women, then I thought it only fair that I compensate by following my passion for penises. And, just as I quite like big boobs myself; Reese is not impartial to a bit of good hard cock, himself.

What is not to like about the penis? A hot, throbbing tool is such a pleasure to see. A delight to devour and fantastic to fuck…

So, join me on this, my quest for cock, as I hope to share with you what I find. From Twinks to Bears I am sure we’ll have a hot and horny time!

The Penis Song - Monty Python
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE’S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong.
It’s swell to have a stiffy,
It’s divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world’s biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.